Tales from the Frunchroom

You never recover from being weird in middle school

why would the malicious elf lie to me

Kakyoin gay

did i tell u guys im a baker now. my job is to shape and bake bread. anyways the bread proofer smelled like pussy today

smelled normal today

not to say pussy isnt normal. sorry everyone

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

in my dictatorship every man will get a decibel meter implanted on his neck and when he talks above a measured conversational volume his head explodes

gender to me is like a car i dont really want one and society would be much better if it was not structured around it. but i got one because it helps me get around and sometimes its fun to make it go fast

gender is a big truck , and a series of tubes

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er