Tales from the Frunchroom

I'm tired of feeling like I'm 15 years ahead of everybody, which I know is all in my head, but I'm tired of feeling that way even if I know it's not exactly accurate

I have decided that I am the mentally stable one, and it is everyone else who cannot tolerate overhead lighting

People looking for a contractor, who want you to PM them directly with a quote is nuts, I'm not doing that, good luck. Like "I want a 400 square foot deck painted" means absolutely nothing to me. A quote is a legally binding number, an estimate is not, I know nothing of your deck nor do I wish to do substandard work for the nothing you clearly want to pay. I can just instantly spot people who do not respect my profession at this point and I don't want to work for them. I also pretty much refuse to do work for rental properties at this point

I think we should make Elon Musk work flipping burgers everyday streaming world wide

Bezos' ex-wife is a perfect example of why trickle-down economics does not work. Even after giving away billions and billions (yay!) she still has more net worth than when she started. Money in corporatism is designed to flow in one direction.

rich people don't even pretend to care about donating money anymore

It's 9 o'clock on a Saturday, and you're the regular crowd shuffling in to like and subscribe

Personally I think it'd be fucking hilarious if Mamdani arrested Netanyahu