Tales from the Frunchroom

It's crazy that houses used to be affordable when they were built with hand tools and horses, but now with the power of modern machinery, efficiency and superior knowledge - houses are more unaffordable than ever

I straight up don't interact with any potential clients who clearly have been using ai to write a facebook post like if you're too fucking lazy to say "Hey I need some rooms painted" and it's instead full of emoji bullshit and check lists like go fuck yourself

not me washing my truck more than I wash my floor

I'd bet money all this anti-trans ai bullshit comes straight from musk himself, are you guys ready to start building guillotines yet or what

Never forgiving the US govt. for making the japanese melt their swords down, not for like any big cultural reasons - those swords were just really fucking cool - like imagine if japan won and they made us crush all our big trucks