Tales from the Frunchroom

i have formed an opinion that isn't worth expressing

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this

clicking a video and realizing the youtuber is transfem has got to be one of the best feelings on earth

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

Me as counselor: im sensing that shit hurted for you