Angry Feminist™

Sir Gawain and the Green Knight explores one of the oldest and most profound narrative archetypes, to wit: "What if there was this really weird guy who showed up?"

If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo

Superman is doing drugs in the UK -not clickbait- -gone wrong-

petition to make tumblr users google “what countries use the euro” before commenting on a post

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

Orpheus turned around cause lil nas x slid down the pole right behind him

Ok so the first couple times i saw this quote i 100% thought that Britomart must be some sort of English grocery store, but i finally looked it up today and turns out she’s a lady knight from the 16th century epic poem The Faerie Queene. Here I am, an illiterate Fool, chuckling to myself thinking that Diana Wynne Jones was comparing this girl to a fucking supermarket…….. Broad as a Tesco, she was. The strength of a thousand Asdas. She could have bested both Marks AND Spencer

France is just the brother of britain ? We shame britain. We shame france. No one gets left.

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Women in STEM (slut, transgender, egirl, milf)

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

I AM WHEEZING

see I WOULD have thought that the Cruella movie spoilers I’ve seen here were for sure fake, but I’ve learned my lesson from “Mr. Mime is doused in gasoline and burned alive” and “Palpatine fucks”

“May I please have your undivided attention” no I have ADHD you may have a ¼ piece at best

#bitch my attention is always divided #if you want a larger piece of attention than that you’ll have to fight for it with the closest available audible whirring ventilation fan

If I do NOT divide my attention in a way that my brain accepts as legal, you will get NONE of my attention because said brain will be too busy devoting ALL of my attention to how much it is making my bones vibrate inside my flesh to try to give you my undivided attention.

#if one single person actually got my whole attention#i would go to jail#it is that simple (via @roach-works)

Han: ugh, I’m going crazy, I’m so hungry! Luke: well I could make a grilled cheese? Han: no offense, kid, but I don’t think you know how to boil water. Luke: *offended scoff*