Sir Gawain and the Green Knight explores one of the oldest and most profound narrative archetypes, to wit: "What if there was this really weird guy who showed up?"
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Misplaced Lens Cap
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Sir Gawain and the Green Knight explores one of the oldest and most profound narrative archetypes, to wit: "What if there was this really weird guy who showed up?"

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petition to make Americans google āeuroā before writing fic
If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo
Superman is doing drugs in the UK -not clickbait- -gone wrong-
petition to make tumblr users google āwhat countries use the euroā before commenting on a post
nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back
THIS ONE
i can see it
Orpheus turned around cause lil nas x slid down the pole right behind him
āI shall never forget the occasion where I was visiting a school as a writer and the whole place suddenly fell into an uproar because the school tomboy - a most splendid Britomart of a girl - had beaten up the school bully. Everything stopped in the staffroom while the teachers debated what to do. They wanted to give the tomboy a prize, but decided reluctantly that they had better punish her and the bully too. They knew that if, as a child, you do pluck up courage to hit the bully, it is an act of true heroism - as great as that of Beowulf in his old age. I remember passing the tomboy, sitting in her special place of punishment opposite the bully. She was blazing with her deed, as if she had actually been touched by a god. And I thought that this confirmed all my theories: a child in her position is open to any heroic myth I care to use; she is inward with folktales; she would feel the force of any magical or divine intervention.ā
ā Diana Wynne Jones (via intomyth)
Ok so the first couple times i saw this quote i 100% thought that Britomart must be some sort of English grocery store, but i finally looked it up today and turns out sheās a lady knight from the 16th century epic poem The Faerie Queene. Here I am, an illiterate Fool, chuckling to myself thinking that Diana Wynne Jones was comparing this girl to a fucking supermarketā¦ā¦.. Broad as a Tesco, she was. The strength of a thousand Asdas. She could have bested both Marks AND Spencer

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Notes that make you fucking insane
France is just the brother of britain ? We shame britain. We shame france. No one gets left.
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Women in STEM (slut, transgender, egirl, milf)
Vultures are holy creatures.
Tending the dead.
Bowing low.
Bared head.
Whispers to cold flesh,
āYour old name is not your king.
I rename you āEverything.āā
This might be the funniest reply Iāve ever seen in my life
I AM WHEEZING
We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.
According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.
I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything š¤£
sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..
?????LOL

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Did someone do this yet?
Oakland Tribune, California, April 23, 1922
see I WOULD have thought that the Cruella movie spoilers Iāve seen here were for sure fake, but Iāve learned my lesson fromĀ āMr. Mime is doused in gasoline and burned aliveā andĀ āPalpatine fucksā
studios making āgrittyā modern reboots of childrenās cartoons:
āMay I please have your undivided attentionā no I have ADHD you may have a ¼ piece at best
#bitch my attention is always divided #if you want a larger piece of attention than that youāll have to fight for it with the closest available audible whirring ventilation fan
If I do NOT divide my attention in a way that my brain accepts as legal, you will get NONE of my attention because said brain will be too busy devoting ALL of my attention to how much it is making my bones vibrate inside my flesh to try to give you my undivided attention.
āmay i have your undivided attentionā oh im sorry you want the same brain that devotes itself to knowing the maximum amount of things in the entire universe, which is by the way an area about 93 billion light years across, you want that brain to focus entirely on you. a dude who is about two meters tall and extremely dissectable. that brain. that brain that is usually blowing most of its calorie allotment on thinking about astrophysics and history and dinosaurs and butterfly migrations and fantasy novels and sailing ships and climate collapse and gay sex and art projects and whatās for dinner and only after all that is it fit to approximate something like a normal human conversation, and usually fucks it up because itās still thinking just a little bit about gay sex and dinosaurs.Ā that is the brain you want to be interested in only you for awhile.Ā
because now iām wondering what your skull looks like.
#if one single person actually got my whole attention#i would go to jail#it is that simple (via @roach-works)

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why is this so canon though
Han: ugh, Iām going crazy, Iām so hungry! Luke: well I could make a grilled cheese? Han: no offense, kid, but I donāt think you know how to boil water. Luke: *offended scoff*