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im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

floating loafs on several degrees of squish

When you're a kid you just take trees for granted. Then when you get to be an adult you realize that a fully mature tree cannot be created in an amount of time that fits in a convenient landscaping timeframe for love nor money nor all the powers of science. Then you realize that people are very very very cavalier about chopping them down

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

Im not the uncle you want. I'm not the uncle you deserve. I'm not the uncle you need. Im not your uncle

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

having 40 minutes to leave the house is fked because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

I'm not british but "daft cunt" is such a funny insult but I couldn't say it without sounding like one myself

It's a shame they aren't making music anymore

I feel like it really adds something to know that this coffee shop was right next to the state capitol building. There is a non-zero chance one of these lattes ended up in the senate chamber.

I will be honest the coffee part stands for being a specialty latte in a coffee shop that sells coffee

It’s a privilege to grow older. I hate the ageism propaganda.

'AI Overview' I DIDN'T ASK FOR THAT. I WANT OBSCURE REDDIT THREAD. I WANT 15 YEAR OLD QUORA POST. GET OUTTA HERE SCRAM

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

if i die i want to be skeletonized and then dipped into a very large version of those children's grow your own crystal kits