wtf is this. thats right. the great pyramids of giza

pjackk crawled out of the tomb and they beat him back inside

sending dm’s to my beloved mutuals like “are you actually bald” and “how bald are you”

there are sounds that only bald people can hear

balding hard or hardly balding

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

People have been saying stuff for years at this point

welcome to my music dojo. *punches you a dozen times in two seconds but stops just before connecting every time* [angelic as fuck voice] can we pretend that air planes in the night sky are like shooting stars...? I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now... *bows, palm to fist* *smirks wryly* don't worry. if I wanted to kill you, you'd already be dead. are you ready?

Starting to freak out less. Sent from my two tufts of hair on my head

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

donald tlump or taylor swift just died of applesauce poisoning

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

Nobodys busting hard no more

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life