cunt force trauma

Lesbian perverts WILL save the world

Applying for visa feels like panting on all fours while an older woman-- (reflects on myself for a second) No it doesn't

Official Post of Massachusetts

This is so much better than any AI-generated slop municipalities generated this year for similar messaging.

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

99% of dying empires stop their desperate military adventurism right before it succeeds brilliantly and propels them to a new 10,000-year golden age.

damn this bus stop is perfect. now if we could just find somebody to stand upwind of everybody and smoke a decrepit cigarette they found in a tomb

I bet it feels soooooo good to be a construction worker on a completely closed off chunk of road

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.