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got shortlisted, great work on the manifesting everyone 👍

shortlist interview is tomorrow morning EVERYONE MANIFEST AGAIN 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

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one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

next time you’re at the thrift store and find a nice solid thick pile area rug for a shockingly good price and you’ve been looking for an area rug for the office forever and the color goes really nicely with the office color scheme and you think this is it, this is what i’ve been waiting for, stop, and ask yourself: did i take the bus here?

next time you’re on the bus and see someone with an area rug and a look of deep disappointment in themself mind your own business

imagine six thousand people read your journal every single day . thank fuck only like 10 of you max interact with me

trivial complaint i know but i hate it when you tell somebody you like an americano black or a doppio espresso and they hit you with “i like having a fun coffee” okay??? or worse when they hit you with a “black coffee was an eating disorder thing for me” because it just feels like they’re implying i make a coffee choice to maximum punishing myself. girl it’s because i’m cheap and easy to please

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run