Plays With Reeds

I am physiologically incapable of dirty talk I always end up saying something like “prepare yourself for my third impact kiss technique”

Leaning in for a smooch with the exact same energy as a shōnen protagonist announcing their new special move for three quarters of the episode

tbh think if ur gonna give the like button a trans flag animation you should like stop banning trans women en masse, among other things. like as a requirement.

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

let me just park in a way that brings shame upon my entire family line

I hate being aware that my frenzy meter is filling

Queer joy detected!

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will