making strange angles

After years battling with my quiet, dignified misery I have successfully made my misery much less quiet and much less dignified

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

people are obsessed with how they look and how other people look. close your eyes

i like to entertain myself by thinking about Bad Succession -> (alternate reality succession where it sucks). constant sepia-tinted flashbacks to traumatic childhood memories, with echoey abusive dad dialogue. post-car accident kendall is haunted by a hallucination of the waiter everywhere he goes. shiv has girlboss moments where she triumphs against misogynistic men and they learn not to underestimate women. once you get started you can’t stop.. the ideas are endless. they would try to make kendall into a rebellious bad boy type with personal demons. he would have a scene where he stares into a cracked mirror to represent his fractured psyche

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

it’s awesome how being an adult and aging is the most freeing + gratifying experience in the world and every day you get to know yourself more and create a life in the image of your own pleasure

they are awarding me an honorary doctorate for my work on tumblr.com

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time