King of edible leaves, His Majesty, the spinach

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

my partner’s dad is staying with us and he keeps calling this my buddhist painting soo true beau

well I think you odyssey a different movie

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

in retrospect my father was kind of iconic for how he handled it when he called someone a twat in front of little kid me and i asked what that word meant. the answer he came up with was, and i’ll always remember this, “no one knows what it means. it’s a mystery”

Life in Australia was hard. Kids at school all called me "povvo", due to both my family's poverty and the narrative occurring through my perspective.

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