King of edible leaves, His Majesty, the spinach

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

this is too much I'm gonna- *remembers joking about rewatching supernatural is harmful* kill myself

[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?

i think all in all it's good that i clean my water bottle regularly now but I do miss my awesome nightmares every night

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend

Piggy drinks delicious ambrosia from piggy’s holy trough, increasing piggy’s size and causing piggy to sprout long and beautiful locks of hair. And wings. Piggy also grows wings