Bite Me, Sucker

I apologize.

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post

Oh gee I wonder why this is going around again

Art

Mom jokes… the next frontier…..

diversity win! your reflection who separated from you is nonbinary

Omg so much this! I have to use my epipens about three times a year and my doctor recommends I shoot both of them in my thigh and then call an ambulance! They are a STABILISER not a cure!!

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

it’s june

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L

LEE IT’S JUNE

GAY HALLOWEEN TIME

y’all know what fuckin month it is 😎

HALLOWEEN

TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I really love the small change from “a well” to “her well”

she’s been down there for a year, it’s her damn well

Damn if I was killed and it only took me a year to get better y'all better be impressed

also if abortion is illegalized we already know that natural miscarriage and stillbirth will fall under scrutiny.... like abortion itself is important but banning abortion is bigger than just abortion— it’s about maintaining total reproductive control over women in a way that expands beyond the actual abortion procedure. if you are not scared you are not paying attention.

[ID: A two-panel comic of a black dog with a red collar. The dog’s tongue is hanging out slightly, and the panels read, “No need to be best / only good and kind” \End ID]