Your only limit is your soul

you’re 23 and you learn rosemary kennedy was lobotomized at 23 and you’re like my god she was barely an adult. then you’re 27 and you’re like holy hell amy winehouse was just starting her life. and then, presumably, you reach 36 and you’re like christ alive marilyn monroe was only 36. and so on and so forth

"Kiosk" is a really good loanword, nice mouthfeel. Thank you, ancient Persia.

girl the pattern you see is not divine or malevolent forces trying to reach you through the veil it’s just because you’re good at pattern recognition keep it moving

yall are really into this one huh

some of yall didn't know that Lady Gaga is currently touring a concert that's plot revolves around toxic yuri selfcest and it really shows

sometimes I wonder how y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever

Cybertruck is ancient news but it is lowkey crazy that like anyone bought them at all cause dealership value is like 100K so anyone who bought one either like, dropped buying a home in full (at least here) money on the most depreciating asset ever (Now avaliable on craigslist for 10k) (Stolen) (Ugly) or someone who COULDN'T afford one bouhght it and is now super eternal slavery carpoor & in generational debt and will get their shit repod within 3 years (now avaliable on craigslist for 6k) and even if you are a rich asshole piece of shit and willing to drip 100k on a car you could literally buy like a gorgeous gorgeous classic car and if you love it and treat it right it'll literally become more valuable with age and you WILL mog everyone you drive past instead of making them stare straight ahead to avoid having to look at you

i feel like an often overlooked downside to 10-episode seasons and the death of the "monster of the week" format is that we get way less whump variety nowadays. used to be that there'd be dozens of opportunities for your fave to get punched or kidnapped or hypnotized or what have you. these days if it doesn't fit into the main plot, it just doesn't happen. this is a tragedy. we should be protesting.

Dear kids: sometimes, self-care is ridiculously unsexy. It's cleaning your filthy bathroom after weeks of ignoring it. It's washing your bedsheets and vacuuming your floors. It's forcing yourself to take a shower and brush your teeth. When that temporary motivation strikes, RIDE THAT WAVE as far as you possibly can. It's the kindest thing you can do for yourself sometimes.

elf liberalism probably goes insane

"elf liberalism is basically the same as gnome fascism" - phrase that has been echoing in my head for the past 30 minutes

What the fuck does this mean?

its not my job to educate you

Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone

Catholic church doesnt even allow divorce if domestic violence is involved and vatican city wouldnt exist nowadays without the help of Benito fucking Mussolini and yet theres always some motherfucker being like i hope the next pope is pro gay marriage. I hope I get a house from Santa Claus this year. I hope a horse is going to buy me cheese in the grocery store