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ALSO, JUST FOR THE RECORD!!!! If you are refusing to stop taking photos of people you look like a cop.

And, for the record, a lot of you have your phones set to automatically store photos in the cloud, where the fourth amendments gets... fuzzy.

You also have no assurance that your camera/phone and the data on it won't be taken by a cop.

The good news is that if you keep your phone locked with a pass code, they can't force you to unlock it. But if it's biometric (fingerprint or retina) they can force you to unlock it.

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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OOPS TOO DEEP

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GRABS you by the THROAT. stop using "narcissistic", "slow", "depressed", "bipolar", "schizophrenic" and the literal R slur (i'm not saying it.) etc etc etc as insults. I don't care if you're neurodivergent and doing this you're still an ableist prick

people need to learn the difference between reclamation and being a bigot, if you can reclaim one of these terms by being neurodivergent or disabled yourself, it doesn’t give you the right to use it hatefully, it’s still ableism if you’re using terms to hurt others under the guise of reclaiming them

the other night i was jacking my meat off but had to stop because i was suddenly overcome with a new interpretation of the problem of evil and my fucking vibrator died because i was too busy pondering that particular theological quandary to think about sex. so that's how i've been doing

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

interested in the idea that whatever spiders Georg has going on with his diet is somehow sexual

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

my 37 year old vampire girlfriend keeps telling me i simply don't understand the woes of immortality as if I didn't also own a VHS player or visit a blockbuster a few times as a kid

she keeps staring off into the distance saying those shit like "those as youthful as you know not what horrors lie in your past" even though we both know damn well she's talking about the 2008 financial crash

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea