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porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

advicejob from a girl with huge tips

TIP: press C to wag your tail to attack enemies behind you!

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*ducks* *ducks* *ducks* *ducks* *ducks* *ducks* *ducks* *ducks*

heyyyy uh w.anna swap places?? :>

This seems precarious. On one hand, not being in position. On the other hand, I don’t think I’m spiritually ready to hear the sounds you make once we trade places.