Flowerpatch Kid

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

happy pride everyone

My former compatriots have unfairly painted me as one of the freaks that should be harassed to death. They are, of course, wrong. Will this make me reconsider my policy of "some freaks deserve to be harassed to death?" On the contrary, my faith in the system of "harassing freaks to death" remains unflinching and this is simply an issue with individual bad actors.

Do not forget that discord is still planning on moving forward with age verification and has only "delayed it" until "the later half of 2026." They are hoping you will forget while they quietly roll it out when no one is looking. Continue to message them about it. Continue to talk about it. Make it clear this is unacceptable. Discord is one of the only places left you can even talk about or share adult content in private at scale anymore. They will tell you "its not that bad if you dont use it for nsfw" but fuck them and fuck people who say that shit.

"its not that bad if you dont use it for nsfw" well I do use it for that.

inshallah he will be drank

EVERYONE STAND FOR THE FAG 🫡🫡🫡

FLAG FLAG I MEANT FLAG

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

the funniest moment of that Madagascar movie was when the penguins make it to Antarctica and theyre standing there in the blizzard in silence until ones just like ‘WELL THIS SUCKS.”