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im being so serious when i say this but we need to bring back the "my genitals are none of your business" "if gender is whats in my pants then my gender is some loose change" mentality from the late 2010's because too many people on here are openly flirting with exclusionary people who spout enbyphobic rhetoric. stop caring about what people's agabs are you assholes. they literally mean nothing. they're not a zodiac sign or indicative of people's character. you are not wholly pure or wholly evil because of your assigned sex. you're just a person.
they get to erid and there are suddenly so many demands on rocky's time and everyone wants to see and interact with grace and adrian is on his ass about their relationship and he haaates it so much. so rocky (who has consumed copious amounts of earth media on their journey) becomes obsessed with the idea of running away together, just hauling ass to a completely different part of the planet where nobody will ask anything of them (don't ask him how that would work with a literal alien in tow.) but anyway grace is stuck in his fuckass biodome and it's so frustrating. so rocky spends hours and hours designing all kinds of contraptions that would allow them to run away together. and when he tells grace (possibly guilt-tripped into it before he's ready bc they shouldn't be keeping secrets from one another...), grace wants to chastize him and tell him he should be at least trying to fit back into society but he can't bring himself to because he's just. bowled over by the sheer romance of it. so he reluctantly starts peering at rocky's schematics and going "wait, why don't we try..." and rocky is so excited he does a cartwheel
PLEASE let them go on a stupid Human-scale roadtrip together… they have maps of Earth and records of traditional Earth roadtrips… Rocky is a mechanic, he can make a pressure vessel and slap it onto a crawler base and handle the support equipment and maintain the exotic floodlights… Let Them Design And Fabricate An RV Together And Then Traumatize Dr Grace From Going Out Into The Countryside And Rocky Hunting While They’re Out There Like It’s Normal To Do On Eridian Roadtrips
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Self-soothing every time I see "suddenly human rocky" by imagining Grace immediately losing interest. Oh you're human now that's. Yeah that's great. I was able to leave all my weird baggage about sex and attraction and shit back on earth when I met you because you were so profoundly outside the realm of anything I could imagine that it was instantly freeing. Now whenever I see you I have to be reminded of human sex and human attraction and human expectations and all the ways I put up walls between myself and other humans, on purpose, because I didn't want to deal with all that. Yeah. Oh we can kiss now, that's. Cool. Uhm. Did I mention I was never really into kissing? Maybe I forgot. Hm. Oh, you- you're really into eye contact now, huh? Haha. Yikes. About that-
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Thinking about these tweets, n like... On the one hand, I don't think Andy Wier knows about us. Or if he does, he doesn't give us any thought. I don't think Andy Wier knows or cares what a fujoshi is, and even if he did, I don't think he would spend a fraction of a second compromising his incredible intellect and brilliant vision (sarcastic, derogatory) trying to stump us or spoil our fun.
On the other hand, I do think it would be very funny if guy who wrote "two people who are so completely biologically incompatible—inasmuch they will die if they have prolonged exposure to each other's atmosphere—love each other so much they save TWO worlds from destruction" thought there was any possible way he was going to stop us. Like bro thought he could convince us of Rocky's personhood and capacity for love and then assume there was an upper level of otherness that we would not fuck with? Fucking amateur. Pathetic.
Some of this week's visitors in photos. I am lagging a bit behind with photos, and it is basically because of AI. In my line of job as a translator, clients are enamored with it and invested in it, and now it is foisted on the linguists. The problem is, it is not good and causes us more work but we get paid less. So we have to work more hours. That means less time for hobbies. I am sure there are some good uses for it but from me it's a big🖕Have a lovely weekend with the least amount of work!
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it's only been a handful of months since the film came out and the film ao3 tag is already insanely big. as such, i'm definitely missing out on some great fics that by all rights ought to be on this list. if you've read something cool lately, please throw a reply under this list so i and others can check it out!
in the meantime, here's a bunch of authors i'm obsessed with who one day will receive a hugo award. or maybe already have, honestly. in this lineup i'd hardly be surprised.
GEN/TEEN
forever altered by @deervsheadlights (T)
Grace finds an extra bag of vodka. Rocky makes clear to us, the audience, that nobody has ever suffered so nobly for love like an Eridian having to be designated driver.
"I will not describe the next 1,042 seconds in any further detail, because the very reminder of it leaves my insides writhing in ways that make me consider whether there could be kindness in the embrace of the void waiting beyond the Hail Mary's hull."
better than your best by Goldmonger (T)
One of the best explorations of Rocky's trauma relating to sleeping alone for nearly half a century, using some great additions to Eridian biology and culture to get those feelings out in the open.
"You can’t build while you’re sleeping, but you can die. You can die for no reason at all."
The Chain (Keeps Us Together) by @bottommattmurdock (G)
Vignettes of conversations during the long, boring task of making a chain, and two aliens becoming besties4life. As the author says, it's extremely 'delirious at the sleepover' vibes, in the best way possible.
"Grace eats a breakfast burrito. Throwing himself out of the airlock has been postponed. For now."
silence more musical than any song by @hansdevice (G)
Rocky's years alone on the Blip-A, trying to engineer himself out of an impossible problem. Incredible characterisation of someone who's only surviving by pushing their skills and competence to the bitter limits, and still not succeeding despite it.
"After twenty-seven years alone, he builds a nest. It’s humiliating, this primitive effort. It feels like something ♪♫♪♫♫♩ would do, not an Eridian, but what other choice does he have?"
Without a Doubt by @eldritch-elrics (G)
An amazingly detailed and well-researched dig into linguistics that, in the PHM tradition, finds a tender story in the exploration of a really dense subject.
"'Does Grace feel like the dictionary is cucking him?' Rocky says in the placid tones of the TTS."
MATURE/EXPLICIT (UNDER THE CUT)
evil alien space pirate by @serenfire (E)
This is a placeholder for basically any of serenfire's fics; grace pretty, rocky stare and rocky curious too are also all-timers! But while both of those fics are fantastic, I can't not put the main spotlight on the world's least convincing pirate roleplay. The perfect example of writing two characters who love each other and are absolute saps and have never stopped arguing literally once in their life.
"Yes," says Rocky scaldingly, pouncing on the moment of indecision. "I do much for you and your sweaty, leaky body and get no appreciation, just requests. 'What if it taste like pizza? Oh, Rocky, Rocky, come to monitor room, have to show you beach again so you can understand full importance of margarita!' Well, since Grace not taking brainstorming meeting seriously, why not continue to make contraption to make Grace sweat and leak all over himself more?"
phenomenal nominal nothing by @grimark (M)
Grace's first taste-test of me-burger, taken to the best possible extremes. grimark is another author whose fics could just be the whole list. This fic is the example because there's a line in here (that I won't put as the below line, to preserve the joy of discovery) that I'm pretty sure is the most *gunshot sound* line in PHM fic history. You'll know it when you see it.
"'Gonna hand-feed it to me?' Grace says, with the intonation that means he’s making a joke."
i'm your man by @andthepeople (E)
And three in a row; again, spqr physically cannot write a bad fic. The limelight goes to a fic that is, I have to presume, the first erotic use of a belt sander in the history of literature.
"Grace gathers that usually there would be a greater variety of minerals involved; Rocky asks him if he has any charnockite, and then he asks if he has any phyllite, and then he asks, in a tone like he’s rolling his eyes, if Grace has any metamorphic rock of any kind whatsoever on the Hail Mary or if they just shot him into space completely unprepared."
The Scientific Method by @convocation-conduit (E, WIP)
I truly started out with a rule to not include any WIPs on this list, but it's at 4/5 and I couldn't not include it. Rocky's in need of help and it's going to involve chlorine gas, skintight plasticised xenonite, a bunch of Eridian leg spreaders, and everyone being totally normal about what Grace thinks might just be sex. The author's actively produced detailed anatomical diagrams for this fic, because this is the fandom of incisive attention to scientific detail while still being funny as fuck. Example!
"Rocky loves bowling. Rocky is probably a bigger fan of bowling than any human who's ever lived. Given the choice to either teleport Mary to Erid or himself to the nearest Splitsville Lanes, I think Rocky would not only choose Splitsville, but claim it as sovereign Eridian territory and live there. He mimics the moves he sees on tutorials. He hates pro coverage because the commentators talk over the “song of the ball” (I have no idea what this means), and he doesn't even care about scoring. Anytime ball meets pin, Rocky's hopping around squealing “Yes. YES. Kill,” with a glee that maybe slightly concerns me."
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