cats are the priority

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

Self-soothing every time I see "suddenly human rocky" by imagining Grace immediately losing interest. Oh you're human now that's. Yeah that's great. I was able to leave all my weird baggage about sex and attraction and shit back on earth when I met you because you were so profoundly outside the realm of anything I could imagine that it was instantly freeing. Now whenever I see you I have to be reminded of human sex and human attraction and human expectations and all the ways I put up walls between myself and other humans, on purpose, because I didn't want to deal with all that. Yeah. Oh we can kiss now, that's. Cool. Uhm. Did I mention I was never really into kissing? Maybe I forgot. Hm. Oh, you- you're really into eye contact now, huh? Haha. Yikes. About that-

Also deliberately choosing to believe blo*dymary is about Mr Marcus Plier fucking the rock alien instead of Ryan Goose, for my sanity.

im being so serious when i say this but we need to bring back the "my genitals are none of your business" "if gender is whats in my pants then my gender is some loose change" mentality from the late 2010's because too many people on here are openly flirting with exclusionary people who spout enbyphobic rhetoric. stop caring about what people's agabs are you assholes. they literally mean nothing. they're not a zodiac sign or indicative of people's character. you are not wholly pure or wholly evil because of your assigned sex. you're just a person.

"what genitals do you have?" Is sexual harassment regardless if its from a security guard or a chronically online furry

hotel transylvania parking job

they get to erid and there are suddenly so many demands on rocky's time and everyone wants to see and interact with grace and adrian is on his ass about their relationship and he haaates it so much. so rocky (who has consumed copious amounts of earth media on their journey) becomes obsessed with the idea of running away together, just hauling ass to a completely different part of the planet where nobody will ask anything of them (don't ask him how that would work with a literal alien in tow.) but anyway grace is stuck in his fuckass biodome and it's so frustrating. so rocky spends hours and hours designing all kinds of contraptions that would allow them to run away together. and when he tells grace (possibly guilt-tripped into it before he's ready bc they shouldn't be keeping secrets from one another...), grace wants to chastize him and tell him he should be at least trying to fit back into society but he can't bring himself to because he's just. bowled over by the sheer romance of it. so he reluctantly starts peering at rocky's schematics and going "wait, why don't we try..." and rocky is so excited he does a cartwheel

PLEASE let them go on a stupid Human-scale roadtrip together… they have maps of Earth and records of traditional Earth roadtrips… Rocky is a mechanic, he can make a pressure vessel and slap it onto a crawler base and handle the support equipment and maintain the exotic floodlights… Let Them Design And Fabricate An RV Together And Then Traumatize Dr Grace From Going Out Into The Countryside And Rocky Hunting While They’re Out There Like It’s Normal To Do On Eridian Roadtrips

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it