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i'm always looking for new prompts to fill! i'm in the market for

recovery stuff

living weapon whump

platonic whumpee x caretaker

addiction whump

bad caretaker

lady whump

hero villain whump

please no pet whump atm!

i don't do nsfw!

no plushie whump!

you can always send me others' prompts! if you'd like me to continue a drabble, the best way to let me know is not through a comment but through an ask, or @ me!

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send me a five sentence fic starter!

my five sentence fics aren't tagged or trigger warned, so if you don't want to see them, block #five sentence fics

Silence (my book!!!) (SSBA nominee)

Rayan has always wanted a pet. Not the fluffy kind, but the kind that looks deceptively human. When the creature he’s been feeding out behind the dumpster turns out to be a pet, he can’t stop himself from taking it in. But Sil is a runaway for a reason. As secrets come to life and the Pet Protection Agency closes in, Rayan will be forced to question everything he thought he knew.

Masterpost

Drabbles

Prompts

"Autopsy scars, yes. They had a real sick sense of humor."

"Are those—"

"Autopsy scars, yes. They had a real sick sense of humor."

Caretaker's hand shot up to cover their mouth. Whumpee was used to this reaction by now. They just put on a new shirt and kept it moving. Or they would've, had Caretaker not been blocking the bathroom entrance. "Can you step aside?"

"Oh, yeah, sorry, I just—"

"You can't do this! Do you know who I am?!"

Whumper smiled. "Oh, I know who you are. Do you know who I am?"

"I don't care who you are! Let me go! Right now!"

"What did I do wrong?!"

"Nothing," Caretaker said, but it made no sense, because if Whumpee hadn't done anything wrong, then they wouldn't be packing to leave.

"I had to have done something!"

"You did nothing wrong, Whumpee."

"Then why are you leaving?"

content: rocky recovery, arguments, anger as a trauma response, past substance abuse whump (pills)

"Count them!"

Caretaker pinched the bridge of their nose, clearly annoyed. "Whumpee, I'm not going to."

"Yes, you will!" They grabbed their bottle of sedatives and poured it out onto the floor. "Count them!"

"No."

"Why? Are you that scared of being wrong?"

"I'm happy to be wrong in this case."

"whats your ideal whumper" your asses

Snake ribs do not connect to a breastbone. They are "floating" ribs attached only to the spine, which is why their whole body can swell without breaking bones when they eat large meals.

That trait also makes it so they can fit into impossibly tight spaces, just by nature of them having such an insanely flexible skeleton. Some species of snake can practically collapse their body to be near-flat.

They also have prehensile tails capable of grabbing things, which is how Whumper grabs and trips Caretaker as well as brings the knife with him through the drain 😏

Imagine whumper with a knife and whole ass diving gear.

Maybe the knife and all of that was a metaphor for a cockroach with their antennas or something....

content: suicide, attempted suicide whump, emotional whump, self-deprecation, addiction whump, addict whumpee, substance abuse whump (drugs)

Whumpee was lying in their bed. The blinds were half-closed, letting in the last rays of the setting sun. Their head was turned so they could see out the window, gazing upon the mountain ridge in the distance. Their dogs were barking down in the yard.

Everything was... peaceful.

Artificially so.

They had shot up.

They didn't mean to.

"You said you'd protect me. You said you would do this with me!" Whumpee yelled.

"But I didn't know the full extent of your 'plan' back then!" Caretaker yelled back. "This is not a plan! This is insanity!"

Whumpee is taking a shower, but then Whumper comes out of the drain. Whumper charges them and tries to knife them, but they slip on the slippery, watery tub surface.

This gives Whumpee a chance to put on their bathrobe and run out of the bathroom. They call for Caretaker to help but they have water on their feet so they slip and fall on the hard wood floors.

Whumper comes running out of the bathroom and launches themselves at Whumpee. Whumper goes to knife Whumpee but they realize they forgot the knife at the same time. Whumper stares in shock and Whumpee takes opportunity to punch them.

They're tussling on the floor by the time Caretaker comes in because of the tussling noises. Caretaker screams, "get off them!" And they run to join the fight and help whumpee.

Whumpes says, " no! Go get the knife in the bathtub and get them!"

Whumper reaches for caretaker as they run past and they grab caretakers ankle. With the mix of the force fron whumper and the water on the floor Caretaker falls. Whumpee screams, no!"