*TABLE FLIP*

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

62 8

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

no it’s worse. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

Americans invented tbe worlds burgled and burglars to apply to robberies because the concept of losing their burger is the scariest thing to them

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The Hamburglar is a reunion of terms

official linguistics post

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

reblog while its still true 

Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

It be like that

I know he ate a seal

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