Random Nobility with Amnesia

Borders doesn’t real I have more in common with the Chinese man seeding the torrent I download than my congressman

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

The princess does not have "depression," it's called an Air of Melancholy and it makes me very beautiful in a dignified and subtly tragic way

air is the most confused element colorwise. like earth is brown. water is blue. ice is light blue. fire is red. plant is green. metal is grey. but ive seen air be blue, purple, and green on multiple occassions

music is literally so songs as fuck and dont you forget it

just blocked someone for not liking purple. do not fuck with me

If gender fuckery gets normalized without capitalism being overthrown then someday we're gonna get sold drinks with placebo tier levels of estrogen added to them (in the style of cbd drinks) or regular products suddenly bragging about their hormal effects (imagine the 4chan soyboy trap diet infographic crossing paths with the way that rn every food package suddenly has protein claims on it).

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

come back to me most perfect of comics

do NOT separate them

let’s be a plush with baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby

don’t talk to me or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my–