Gonna Chase You Up

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

He was in the last one

They're all the last one. They're Final.

i have tested positive for tzatziki

I understand that when soulslikes do the whole "the Golden Age was a self-serving lie, the Kingdom has always been as rotten as it is now" thing they mean societally, but sometimes I like to imagine they mean it, like, physically. The Guardian of the Realm has always been a nine foot tall horsedog.

What's wrong with being a nine foot tall horsedog is what I want to know. They can guard the realm as well as anyone.

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

your maid fucking bit me. look at me. i know you told her to do that. she wouldn't do that if you didn't tell her. it was calculated and businesslike

does anybody have the shark tank kratom dog ashes "that's a perky!" screenshot