Quoi?

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

I bet Senshi knitted that sweater with the ribbed sleeve ends. I bet it's made from the fur of some dungeon monster that he domesticated, and maybe even dyed from dungeon plant juices.

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[ID: Image one is a photo of the underside of a bottle cap that has “Star crossed lizards” printed on it. Image two is art of two lizards, first shown close to each other with hearts floating between them and then shown in two separate clear containers, pressing themselves to the walls to be closer. End ID]

this is also the plot of tsubasa reservoir chronicles

reblog if you’re obsessed with imagery and symbolism and also are a homo

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

i truly do think that most people if confronted with it and pressed on it would agree. but it's comfortable to gain privileges from someone else's suffering, especially if you don't have to see that suffering directly.

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

happy 10 years to wagon age oregons

we seriously need to stop conceding to the personhood trap when it comes to abortion rights. is a fetus a person? thats a spiritual question. i dont care about the answer. should another person dictate what someone can do with their body? simple answer: no.

Watching a friend play some Warhammer game, asking "is anyone in warhammer happy?" and then receiving a 40+ min explanation was the highlight of my day

I was like "damn, not even the emperor?" to which they replied, dead serious "especially not the emperor"

And now my fucking contrarian-ass mind wants to read about The Unhappiest Ork, the Weirdboy whose connection to the Waaagh energy makes him have chronic depression. Other Boyz try to cheer him up but it just doesn't work and they are Concerned. He has an emotional support Squig, a Gretchin therapist, the works. Gimme the sad tales of Glum'uzg the Saboy.