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Wheeljack attempts cooking for his human friends. It goes about as well as you might expect.

Half of them don’t even know what banana bread is but they’re always down to roast Wheeljack

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pukicho

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

pukicho

Dude, hold on

mgs5

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

artralichoard

Imagine with me now:

Ryland Grace: ok, if your alterations to the radio work, we should be in range of Erid soon so you can contact them

Rocky: of course fixes work! Rocky very smart, and very excited to talk to Adrian again!

Grace: I'll let you guys have a moment and to explain the situation while I check on the Talmoeba.

*connecting ping*

Rocky: ♫ Hello! this is Rocky! Eridians there question? ♫

Adrian: ♫ Mate Rocky returned home! home home home!!! so worried and now home! Oh Adrian have BIG surprise for mate when Rocky land. Why Rocky not land question? what ship is Rocky transmitting from question? signal not recognised as Eridian ship. ♫

Rocky: ♫ Rocky also have BIG surprise for mate! it is why Rocky is calling from a different ship. Rocky found way to save star! But Rocky had help saving stars. Rocky met an alien! First alien! Amaze Amaze Amaze! He calls himself Grace, he is a Human from the Sol system. ♫

Adrian: ...

Rocky: ♫ Friend Grace gave up going home to save Rocky. to save Erid. But human biology weird. Gross. will not survive on Erid unless home is made. It is why Rocky call first and not land. It will take time to build, Rocky and Friend Grace know, but Grace is savior of Erid! And first alien contact! Amaze! ♫

Adrian: ... ♫ sooooo about that first alien contact thing. ♫

Rocky: ...

Adrian: ...

Rocky: ♫ Mate also found human question? ♫

Adrian: ♫ Adrian also find human, yes statement. About 6 years ago now. ♫

Rocky: ♫ hmmmm FINE! Mate Adrian can have first contact title. Rocky still gets Star Savior title anyways. ♫

Adrian: ♫of course love. now, Adrian will send Rocky and Friend Grace coordinates where to land for Human Habitat and Adrian will introduce Friend Simon. ♫

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I've been reading a lot of Bloodmary fics on Ao3 and consuming art from both twitter and tumblr, and here are some constants I've noticed:

- Simon always calling Grace "Angel"

- Simon and Adrian being best buds

- Rocky calling both Simon and Grace out on their bullshit

- Simon wearing the "I had potential" shirt

- Grace being a touched starved whore

- Beef between Simon and Rocky

Theres more I know there is I'm just dumb and can't remember, but I fucking love that these have been set in stone across all BloodyMary media

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tuherrus

you don't even have a dog

voidsetup1

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

stereosonicanimatronic

ryland grace is aroace. however he is also stratt’s dead wife, rocky’s red string of fate starcrossed soulmate, & intensely violently homosexual for mark “simon iron lung” iplier. all things are true & all things can coexist. peace & love on planet erid

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visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying "make sure you check the weather forecast before you go" . in the catacombs?

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seven-winged-liar

go white boy goooo

seven-winged-liar

no white boy not like that

seven-winged-liar

white boy i've never seen anyone fuck it up like that

jannieka394

Me: [about fictional characters]

sandmandaddy69

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all-save-challenge

I love this post especially the rat part

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trolleybusaberrations

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

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DOES IT NOT STOP

kachowwwww

I understand WHY, ethically and practically, you can't just keep whatever animal you want as a pet, but I also think that I, personally, should be allowed to adopt a colossal squid

dragon-in-a-fez

I'm glad you asked! it is easier to relocate a human than to relocate a colossal squid, so the plan is for me to walk into the ocean and never be seen again

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aaruaalislost

tried smth with my sketches

statictay

once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

dragonfox-in-a-teacup

It's called networking babe

youvebeenlivingfictional

when Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you've made it

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