Artralic’s Brainrot

Everyone: 😮😳😍😘😜❤️‍🔥🫦

Cody:

Its gonna have crappy religious themes (that dont make sense/not done right, not that religious themes are crappy), horrible cgi, and the actor playing Grace looks nothing like him (typical c-rate horror movie star: super buff, strong face, harsh glares, etc)

"1. 2. 3. Eyes. On. Me." *said with such intense glare and direct eye contact it made one person tear up in fear*

"WE RAISE OUR HANDS TO SPEAK!" *even Stratt follows the rule the rest of the meeting*

"I can wait..." *said in a normal volume in a room of screaming frustrated scientists. they all quiet immediately*

Only they got to a point that there were so many vids, they wanted to create central site to upload all the short vids to find and share them easier. They encrypt the site to hell and back because if this gets out it could be bad for the clones.

Only, Coruscant teens found the site. and then unencrypted it. and then shared it with everyone. All without the clones knowing so they just keep posting silly vines and unknowingly boost the public perception of clones across the republic. hell, across the galaxy.

"hi, im Mixer, and I am your freestyle dance teacher"

*video of Rex and Anakin chillin in a hotsprings after battle, Fives behind the camera: two brooos chillin in a hotspring, five feet apart cause they're NOT gay

a herd of AT-RT drivers, one looks to the others: Road work ahead? uhhh yeah, i sure hope it does!

random natborn: your all going to hell :D goodbye 👋 clones: *dying laughing*

Tup: Look at all those Nuna *a field of Tip-Yips*

*natborn model coming out of the water beautifully* *cuts to Monk coming out of the water* AUUSSHBLGLBGLBG

Waxer: hey how much money you have? Wooley: 69 cents Boil: oh! you know that means~ Wooley, crying: i don't have enough money for nuna nuggets :(

senior cadet: *stompies* junior cadet: daddy? senior cadet: do i look like-

*the teacher coming in saying hello the same way vine but its different clips of Obi-Wan's "hello there" spliced together*

Wolffe: two shots, of spotchka *poors half the bottle*

clone 1: what did you do? some poor clone with already questionable haircut: i. shaved. my eyebrows. clone 1: why did you do that!? clone 2: i don't know! :D

Cut and his wife being cute: Jessie, there to pick up rex: is that allowed? is that allowed?

Medic walking by: and they ere batchmates! bored clone on bedrest to heal: omg they were batchmates-

Sister: hey im lesbian Padawan Anakin: i thought you were Republic?

Thire: Commander look, its the good kush Fox, dead inside: this is the 1 credit store, how good can it be?

Fordo: theres only 1 thing worse than a rapist, BOOM 17: a child. Fordo: NO!!!

Howzer makes an edit of Orn Free Taa in the senate: no off topic questions- because i dont want to- no th- no. permission denied- thats an off topic question, NEXT- you have been stopped.

Crys: Theres no way she just, SAT on you!

Gregor: im telling ya, when she said she'd "sit on my face" and she SAT ON MY FACE. i wasn't sure at first either but vod. You gotta try it. Its a meal that never ends. its a holy experience.

Trapper: it can't be that good, isn't it hard to breathe?

Cody: a little but Gregor is right it takes eating pussy to a whole new level.

212th: ....

Cody: what?

Boil: arent you gay?

Cody: yeah, and?

Ryland Grace: ok, if your alterations to the radio work, we should be in range of Erid soon so you can contact them

Rocky: of course fixes work! Rocky very smart, and very excited to talk to Adrian again!

Grace: I'll let you guys have a moment and to explain the situation while I check on the Talmoeba.

*connecting ping*

Rocky: ♫ Hello! this is Rocky! Eridians there question? ♫

Adrian: ♫ Mate Rocky returned home! home home home!!! so worried and now home! Oh Adrian have BIG surprise for mate when Rocky land. Why Rocky not land question? what ship is Rocky transmitting from question? signal not recognised as Eridian ship. ♫

Rocky: ♫ Rocky also have BIG surprise for mate! it is why Rocky is calling from a different ship. Rocky found way to save star! But Rocky had help saving stars. Rocky met an alien! First alien! Amaze Amaze Amaze! He calls himself Grace, he is a Human from the Sol system. ♫

Adrian: ...

Rocky: ♫ Friend Grace gave up going home to save Rocky. to save Erid. But human biology weird. Gross. will not survive on Erid unless home is made. It is why Rocky call first and not land. It will take time to build, Rocky and Friend Grace know, but Grace is savior of Erid! And first alien contact! Amaze! ♫

Adrian: ... ♫ sooooo about that first alien contact thing. ♫

Rocky: ...

Adrian: ...

Rocky: ♫ Mate also found human question? ♫

Adrian: ♫ Adrian also find human, yes statement. About 6 years ago now. ♫

Rocky: ♫ hmmmm FINE! Mate Adrian can have first contact title. Rocky still gets Star Savior title anyways. ♫

Close ups (and bloody version of convict!cody) below cut

Alpha-17 did his best to ignore the stupid force bullshit hallucination. Doesnt matter that the thing had some decent advice for dealing with his trouble magnet General, but he also had just as many idiotic things to contribute. So, he ignored Jinn.

idk if this has been done yet, but I wanna draw bloodymary has cowboys with their horses representing their ships.

like imagine cowboy Simon riding this beautiful tank of a horse, named Iron

(Percheron, one of the biggest breeds of horse)

And country boy Grace with a fast elegant horse, named Mary

"you worthless piece of shit, I should just shoot you now to save the kaminoans the time to decomission you."

"says you, fuckwit! you'd probably end up shooting yourself not knowing which side the blaster shoots from!"

and Anakin is horrified. he tries to break it up and lecture the clones on how they are not only brothers in arms on the same side, but actual brothers too and they and Rex, who was with Anakin, have to then explain

"oh no no no! its fine i swear! this is normal! we know we don't actually mean it."

"Then why did you say it?"

"someones gotta keep our egos in check. that responsibility falls to siblings. no one else was gonna do it."

"Besides, we also know not to do that infront of anyone other than other siblings or trusted natborns. We may be assholes to eachother but we aren't actually trying to get anyone in trouble, hurt or decomissioned."

and suddenly... its like a lightbulb went off in Anakin's head. It was all just a miscommunication. Anakin saw Obi-Wan strictly as a father figure. Obi-Wan saw Anakin strictly as a lil bro. How they treated eachother reflects that heavily. Obi-Wans constant "critism" when out on a mission/alone, but praising when in the temple where other Jedi may overhear.

He was being a dickhead but he was was being Anakin's older brother of a dickhead and that changes everything.

I now have a 4 page doc (and still growing) on ALL 100 Alpha Clones and am giving them personalities.

Obi-Wan for a sec before he fell in love with Cody. Padme. Saw Gerrara. Even brothers (I don't have them all set as siblings thats a lot of work) like Boil, Wooley, Fox and Echo!

Aura too sexy