*212th peacocking about their exploits during leave*
Crys: Theres no way she just, SAT on you!
Gregor: im telling ya, when she said she'd "sit on my face" and she SAT ON MY FACE. i wasn't sure at first either but vod. You gotta try it. Its a meal that never ends. its a holy experience.
Trapper: it can't be that good, isn't it hard to breathe?
Cody: a little but Gregor is right it takes eating pussy to a whole new level.
212th: ....
Cody: what?
Boil: arent you gay?
Cody: yeah, and?
212th: ... nothing.

















