science moment

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

the panties hit the floor

you know it brother

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

you know what i wish you would tell me

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

sometimes a bigoted guy calling trans women slurs isn't calling her slurs because he "is secretly insecure and ashamed for being attracted to her". sometimes it's because he's a bigoted asshole. and acting like there's some magic Reddit Gotcha! that, if you comment under his post, magically undoes the harm done by his transphobia, is stupid! You aren't helping anyone!

Also, transmisogynists being sexually attracted to trans women isn't a "gotcha" at all. Men that are misogynistic towords cis women very famously treat them as sex objects. This is literally the exact same behavior.

some of these blorbos don't have tragic enough backstories to justify all that I won't lie

very funny to me how there's not that many characters in phm to play with so the fandom's just been stealing characters from other movies. like yeah grace has a twin brother who's ryan gosling from a different movie. hell why not andy weir crossover mark watney's here too. let's throw markiplier in while we're at it.

jerking off has been mid lately

it's called a breeder reactor because you're supposed to fuck the uranium