science moment

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

went to the ER cause I got punched in the head by a mouse

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

We've had gacha RPGs about libraries and pharmaceutical companies as paramilitary organisations – I feel like the next obvious unexplored frontier is public transit. The player takes on the role of a route planning director for a puzzlingly well armed quasi-governmental transit agency. All of your agents have bus driver aesthetic.

You'd think providing free public transit would be a no brainer in terms of maintaining good relations with existing nation-states, but in practice a lot of them hate you because you provide bus service to places people aren't supposed to be able to leave. There's a whole quest line about keeping Route 666 to Hell up and running.

That route must cost a lot in road maintenance since you have to repave it using good intentions instead of asphalt.

You're working for an organisation that's willing to fight demons to keep a bus route open. Good intentions are not in short supply!

Something that really annoys me is how people will always treat mlm media as a joke. The biggest example I have for this is Brokeback Mountain, where the general audience took a tragic love story and reduced it to a 30 seconds scene where they had sex. That is really something disgusting to do, even more if we consider the ending. They will joke about Brokeback Mountain, that is mlm, but will treat Titanic with the fragility it’s supposed to be treated with(and I’m not complaining, Titanic is my favorite movie), but it’s really homophobic how people see gay people as only a source of entertainment and laughs when they’re so much more than that.

this is how i want everyone’s summer to feel like