slim and a little bit foxy

why the fuck would i check my email, thats where the fucking emails are

sir that’s my emotional support story that I’ve been working on for five years that still has no conceivable plot

Hey uh op…. where’s your url…

there’s no url because god sent this post down to us

I don’t know why people call Luigi the “lesser brother” he is a multimillionaire with multiple homes, who has been on just as many adventures as his “superior” brother Mario, and has on multiple occasions been called in to save, Mario It’s bullshit propaganda and I won’t stand for it anymore.

Not to mention he actually yknow has a personality and isn’t suffering from silent protagonist syndrome

He’s fucking DRENCHED in personality!

LOOK AT HIM GO!

He's also got a bigger dick according to matpat

AND HE’S GOT A BIGGER DICK ACCORDING TO MATPAT!

born on a mountain raised on a mountain born in a cave on a mountain born in a truck all i truckin crave fuckin truckin truck fuckin in a cave on a mountain born a truck 

sorry i can’t come into work today i’m living my truth

everybody STOP misinterpreting the secret history it’s not about the folly of mankind or greek myth come alive or the darkness that lives in all of us….it’s about being gay and stupid. and doing cocaine

“The mutations were subtle at first … Corruptions of form. Duplicates of form.”

everyone wish her a goodnight