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Egon Schiele, Seated Woman With Bent Knees, 1917

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This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

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When I lived in London there was a murder of crows that lived near me. I fed them often, they brought me presents (shiny rubbish and cigarette butts they found on the floor to thank me.)

When I moved, I’m certain they understood I was leaving because I had all my stuff and gave them lots of food and compliments.

But, they chased down my friend who lived in the next burrough over. They had recognised that friend with me several times and followed them to their house when they couldn’t find me.

They adopted my friend and it was now my friend’s job to bring them snacks and receive the presents.

This was maybe 6-7 years ago.

I visited London last year. Went to see my friend. The crows all not only recognised me, they tracked me down. We got into my friend’s flat and not twenty minutes later there was chaos on the balcony.

We open the curtains, the entire fucking murder is there shouting because they wanted to see me.

Crows are the very best birds.

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why does oscar wilde take 150 pages to write something he could literally say in a paragraph

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gay

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compelling argument

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what does this say about victor hugo

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no he was just french

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R.R Tolkien?

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autistic infodumping

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Put this together and I dread to think how long a novel by an autistic gay Frenchman would be. :p

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pupucino

follow your dreams at a sustainable pace

alhilton

500 words a day gets the novel written

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“i’m gay” “i’m straight” okay??? but i am agog??? i am aghast??? is marius in love at last??? i’ve never heard him ooh and ahh??? we talk of battles to be won??? and here he comes like don juan??? it is better than an opera???

giovaneanziano

"Bambini e questa la sapete? *inhale* FACCETTA NERA"

#MORTA #sanremo #sanremo 2026 #piccolo coro dell’antoniano

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the best part of the princess bride is how it says that love is the number one motivation in life but! a close number two is spite.

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they want you to make fried rice

memser

who is "they"

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the wok left

solongandthanksforallthefish42

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

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skillet issue

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I hope 2026 is kind to us all

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Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

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Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

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Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

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pcmuumuu

mirar el agua con mama

karcatgirl-vantas

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

skluug

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

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False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

professionalchaoticdumbass

"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

beautiful

makes a horrendous sound

smells absolutely awful

is very fragile

tastes delicious

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this

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behold, the default object!

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[Image ID: a rooster]

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