I promise I can be normal about Luca Haas

look at my fuckass government bro we never making it out of this crisis 😭😭

reading Game Changer rn and Scott and Kip really were cosplaying u-haul lesbians uh

I might be the only one who does NOT want this 😭😭😭

what do we think about Underdog by Kasabian as a Centaurs song

Luca Haas it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard

do you think the older Cens players call the rookies “foals” as a collective or

Ilya’s going to say Luca got 11 to signify his age since he’s a baby and Luca will reach enlightenment in that precise moment and ask if he has 81 because he’s decrepit trust

I just KNOW Luca is the only rookie who uses proper punctuation when texting

I hate it here I'm gonna [remembers suicide jokes are bad for your mental health] become obsessed with a side character

I will kill you: unimaginative, unspecific Your favourite side character will have #discourse on twitter and you won’t know or care enough to take a side but you won’t be able to avoid it either because there are way too few people who talk about that character as it is and you can’t afford to mute their name: scary. Detailed. Possible. It happened to me, just today

I love fanon Luca Haas. He can’t chirp for shit. He learned what retaliation is and immediately got into a fight, which he won. He draws. He bartends. He dances. He can’t dance to save his life. He had a tumblr account. He still has a tumblr account. He isn’t on social media. He is the sweetest guy alive. He’s an absolute asshole. He has a younger sister. Three older sisters. Three sisters and a brother. His parents are dead. His parents are too young. He’s best friends with his teammates. He doesn’t really hang out with his teammates. He idolises Ilya. He idolises Shane. He wants to be the filling in a Hollanov sandwich. He is fucking Cliff Marlow. He’s fucking his rival. He’s dating his rival. He’s dating a swimmer. He’s dating a boxer. He’s dating an actor. He’s dating a totally normal guy. He’s dating a totally normal guy who happens to be trans. He’s dating one of his teammates. He blushes talking about sex. His sex tape just got leaked. This kid contains multitudes and I absolutely adore it.

did you guys know that we have a kind of peach in Italy that we (or at least people in my region) call ashtray peach. because it’s flat. like an ashtray.