trying on a metaphor
blake kathryn
DEAR READER
Three Goblin Art
if i look back, i am lost
@theartofmadeline
todays bird
noise dept.
wallacepolsom
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
#extradirty
shark vs the universe
d e v o n
Janaina Medeiros
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
taylor price
almost home
Xuebing Du
seen from TĂźrkiye
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@summoningspark
sup i'm fable, which is long for fay. ppl usually call me spark though which is cool.
fandom stuff goes on @voidfishplurality. Most of my reblogs are queued unless they're especially relevant to the current moment.
the shitty wizard who only mostly exists can be found here
i really want you to tell me about your OC. for real.
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every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game
does singing in the shower count as art
does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers
does writing fanfiction count as art
don't make me say the mummy thing again
Robot girl, feeling frisky:
Oh my gosh, I feel like we're really connecting, and I honestly trust you so much. Would you mind if like... I shared my private key with you?
The CompSci major she was flirting with, about to lose her mind:
ABSOLUTELY DO NOT DO THIS.
I thought about just tagging this 'nuff said, but it's not.
I want to say something to all of the women under 50 on this site. Ready? You do not have to be over 50 to start taking up space.
Can I make that blink? Is that a thing Tumblr can do? Because, seriously. The sooner you believe you are allowed to take up space, the better life will be.
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You know what, if I believed the world went on forever and ever and ever in all unfathomable directions without end, without borders, without maps, without name or comprehension all the way out into the end of days forever, I think I'd also paint the handprints of my loved ones over everything we could touch
My other new bit has been mentioning really obvious stuff as âeagle-eyed viewers may have noticedââ
Like Iâll spill milk all over and say âeagle-eyed viewers may have noticed that there is milk on the floor.â
My husband does NOT like this bit so itâs been traveling with me outside the home.
âEagle-eyed mutuals may have noticed Iâve reblogged 27 pictures of the blorbo today.â
âOp how does your husband not like this?â Hint: he liked it the first 1000 times he heard it
by Resonant
I havenât read this essay in⌠twelve years? I think? But someone (ETA: that someone was @whetherwoman who deserves the credit) linked it today and rereading it was a) a treat and b) honestly really helpful. If you, like me, want to write smut but often find it difficult, this essay may help a LOT.
Reblogging this as I periodically do because itâs still relevant (especially with so many new writers coming into fandom spaces who are SO ENTHUSIASTIC but maybe need some pointers?) and because I myself need the reminder. Wherever you are, Res, I hope youâre doing great.
opened my wip and didnt immediately write a thousand new beautiful and perfect words so i'm going to smash my laptop with a hammer
Got a little overstimulated so I'm sitting on the floor of the training room with the lights off and my headphones on so I don't scream at any customers âď¸
my floor time #myfloortime
floor time in the store managers office this time cause every customer keeps talking to managers about what a great a job I'm doing after spending ten minutes snapping at me and it's the only dark room that isn't locked
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I turn to Ares.
Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK
âď¸ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon
we need to do something about that big rock outside the castle because enemy knights have figured out that if you charge up it at the right angle you can launch yourself onto the ramparts and start killing our archers
Despite it all I can't hate solarpunk. It's caramel-apple sweet-simplistic, a desire for a greater world on one simple axis without grappling with any kind of political reality. You can chip at its ankles but unfortunately it will still be kind of awesome epicsauce at its heart. Sometimes you really do need to just cut past all the hard-nosed realism, get back to the kid looking up at you with those big blubbering eyes saying "what if everyone was nice to eachother?" That kid does not know an ant's arse about the real world or how it works, but they're still 1000 times more correct than all of us trying to explain why it can't be done. You can't lose sight of the stupid, hopeless dream. You can't lose sight of it. Otherwise you turn into a dickhead.
I need a blowjob but I donât have a penis or a strap on and Iâm not taking off my pants so youâre just gonna have to figure it out
24 karat gold labubu divorces Dubai chocolate I don't fucking care girl
CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHKA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT
There's only one jelly roll in this house and its goddamn Jelly Roll Morton đ¤
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hey just checking in, have we figured out the deal with the obelisks yet?
Whew, weâve been busy! Hot on the heels of list view for everyone, weâve added four new Writing Insights for Ellipsus Plus!
Take a closer look at your docs with:
Repeated phrases: Find the multi-word phrases that recur throughout your draft. (For phrases containing up to six words.)
Dialogue balance: Calculate how much of your writing is dialogue vs. narration (and see the difference via the dialogue highlight toggle).
Point of view: See how many sentences are written from each perspective (and make extra-sure you didnât accidentally switch halfway through!). First, second or third - you can highlight them all in your text.
Punctuation habits: See how often you use â¨expressive⨠punctuation marks per 1,000 words?!!!?!! (Yes!)
(And all without AI, of course!)
Get down ânâ dirty with your style (and the choices that make your voice yours, all yours). We wish you luck wrangling those phrases that jumpscare you when you discover youâve used them 13 times in the same draft!
More to come soon! - the Ellipsus Team xo
