Woke up in the middle of my life, oh my time flies

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

Jolene

What do you say?

we don’t

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS

my screen time is none of my business

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism