Better Than Ever

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

reports are coming in that she is now burning said bridge

there are ALWAYS. more things to be said. about shows that were airing in 2005

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

there are two punchlines here, the first is predictable, the second really surprises you

I love when I see videos on other sites and they find they’re way to me naturally

Not seeing as many trans women fucking pumpkin jokes this year is a recession indicator. We can't even afford pumpkins to fuck 😔

you know what they say play games win prizes

the world gets a lot easier when you learn to be wrong without getting pissed or doubling down. saying, ‘you’re right, that makes sense, I was misinformed, thanks for telling me’ instead of going to war over something your ego’s latched onto will save you time, energy, and the embarrassment of sounding like a whiny little bitch