Forever Young

trying to cite a YouTube video but the title keeps changing in order to secure .5% of extra ad revenue

trying to search for a YouTube video but the title was changed in order to ensure less than a percent of extra clicks

trying to show someone a YouTube video but the thumbnail was revised for algorithm appeal so we scroll past it not realizing

trying to enjoy a YouTube video but YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHY I CAN'T 😱

Trying to rewatch a YouTube Video on an interesting topic but I can't tell which one it was since it was just titled "THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING"

Ok so lemme get this straight the boys get advertised their body weight in protein powder and girls are told to get by on uncooked foliage and I’m supposed to believe that the observed differences in gender are strictly because of sex chromosomes with no cultural influence at all uh huh sure hey buddy what kind of idiot

oh like how sarcopenia (muscle loss) and the associated osteoporosis effects women significantly more than men? and we dont really talk about why, we just assume its biological? like yes okay it has to do with estrogen but HAVE WE NOT COMSIDERED. THAT WOMEN ARE TOLD TO EAT SALADS. AND MEN ARE TOLD TO SUBSIST PURELY ON TOMAHAWK STEAKS. and then men are at a higher risk of cholesterol issues and heart failure in later age HMMMMMMM.

He's like a human dolly zoom.

can i get paid handsomely for wtiting stupid bullshit no one even cares about