CMON CMON DON'T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS

I think it's funny how the marketing for tvl was like "the music is awesome! Rock star lestat" and then the first episode everyone, including lestat, is like "this shit is middling to bad"

i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.

don’t care + didn’t ask + blood of akasha in me

every time i have to show my phone to someone in public i can only hope they see a tumblr notification saying “destielgaysex reblogged a post”

When you have a hammer, every problem looks like it's a nail. And when you have a character, every post looks like it's about them. And that's cause it is! 😊 #wisdom

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

jeremy fragrance could do lestat

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol