Fine Fae Fruit

the fact that this was tagged as mature content makes it about 500% funnier

!!!! love the image of a olde time lawyer in their Legal Doublet

beeen seeing alot of notes of people saying this inspired them to finally do their landry. i am filled with so much emotion that i might finally fold the landry i did a few days ago. maybe

[Video description: Video of a person using a spray bottle on their kitchen countertop, only for the camera to pan over to find another person holding a cockatoo in the same position as the cockatoo imitates the sound of the spray bottle. Both people struggle to hold back laughter in the video. end description]

Is this Interview with the Vampire?

...technically, yes.

I was there once! I've got a pic of it around here somewhere. :)

Artist trying to draw one of those "character in bed with an improbable number and variety of sex toys" tableaux, but they don't actually know many kinds of sex toys, so they're just shotgunning hypotheticals. Straight up cow tooling it.

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought "why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff," so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It's alright if you can't because apparently I fuckin couldn't either

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don't need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let's say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)

i need a brave knight to slay the scary dragon on my princess tower :(

rb to give the previous person a fucking break because life aint life-ing the way its supposed to life and it fucking sucks.

love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm