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every now and then when someone makes a joke about christianity at family dinners, i am reminded forcefully that none of the monsters have had any education (for lack of a better word) about it
like. none. zero. zilch. 'why would it be warm in hell?' levels of none
Crimetober 1-9
Because birds are criminals.
Crimetober 10-21
When will they be held accountable
Crimetober 22-31
Justice will never be served.
idk anything about this but I love it
I forget if I showed the beautiful Tyrian purple that they made in the synthesis chemistry lab that I collaborated with at the art museum. They’ve been synthesizing mostly blue pigments and dyes from throughout history. This was my first time seeing Tyrian purple in person and I was so excited!
Historically it was made from murex snails and was hugely expensive and used by royalty, but chemically it’s similar to indigo so the class was able to create it in the lab without snails.

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Do you love boobies?
Like the birds? I like that they have blue feet.
There's actually 6 different types of boobies.
Like the red footed boobie who has a surprisingly colorful beak:
The masked booby and his close cousin the nasca booby who look like they came from home alone 3 with that mask of theirs:
The Peruvian booby who didn't want to wear the same clothes as everyone else in the family photo:
And the emo cousin the brown booby who was very excited to hear about mcr:
And of course everyone's favorite, the blue footed booby:
I hope y'all know that I now work around non-booby animals and that one of my coworkers brought up this exact post in conversation today when we were talking about birds and their various subspecies.
This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.
Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.
As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.
this is Hannah Fry, Professor of the Public Understanding of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge and president of the Institute of Mathematics and its Applications.
thank you Professor Fry 🩵
adhd and insomnia on a day off: wake up tired halfway through the morning, have some amphetamine and an energy drink, go back to sleep
things that i thought would happen from adding the younger siblings (age 14 and 11) to the siblings chat: fewer four-letter-words and random english
things that actually did happen: having to explain communist bugs bunny to my youngest sister
Sumer is icumen in - performed by the Hilliard Ensemble.
[Harleian MSS. 978. f. 5.]
Sumer is i-cumen in, Lhude sing cuccu! Groweth sed, And bloweth med, And springeth the wde nu: Sing cuccu! cuccu! Awe bleteth after lamb, Lhouth after calve cu; Bulluc sterteth, Bucke verteth, Murie sing cuccu! Cuccu, cuccu! Wel singes thu cuccu, Ne swik thou nauer nu! Sing cuccu nu! Sing cuccu!
Canon
Perhaps my favorite thing about this wonderful old song is that the last lines of it urge the cuckoo: “ne swik thu naver nu” – don’t ever stop singing.
It’s been seven centuries and he never has.

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Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:
Bartholomew
Dolores
Norman
Harold
Magnolia
Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:
Maddison
Tanner
Skylar
Mckenzie
Logan
Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:
Elizabeth
Mary
Michael
Finnegan
Peter
Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:
Radish
Kerosene
Australopithecus
Anthill
Hedgemony
Names that are weird when you're normal:
Balthazar
Romulus
Clandestia
Persephone
Kremulon
Names that are normal when you're weird:
Al
The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.
No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.
The parking attendant moved on.
I was going to just queue it for later but then it stuck in my brain, and I decided to make it everyone's problem
Consider. The Toadolante.
Hear me out. hear me out. So. When the Sons of Feanor arrive in Beleriand, there is already a battle on. It's hard fought until the Noldor show up with a lot of issues to take out on the forces of Angband and the Dagor-nuin-Giliath quickly goes against Angband.
Orcs HAD been beseiging the Havens at Falas, but pull back to reinforce the northern forces of Angband agains the Noldor. Or attempt to, anyway. They run into a problem in the form of Celegorm son of Feanor and his forces, who ambush the reinforcements near Ethel Sirion and drive them into the Fen of Serach. Being stuck in a swamp with a hunter of Orome hunting YOU is not a good situation, and it shows; Celegorm destroys that force of orcs to a one. No orcs or servants of the enemy survived him.
It is canon that Celegorm knew all the tounges of birds and beasts, at least those in Valinor. This no doubt aids him greatly in hunting the forces of Angband; in the fens the very toads and frogs could give him intel.
HOWEVER. I posit that it is quite probable that the toads and frogs of Beleriand speak a rather different dialect than those in Valinor, much as the elves of Valinor speak Quenya and those in the East Sindarin and Silvan and other tounges.
In an unfortunate linguistic slip, Celegorm accidentally flirts with the various amphibians of the Fen of Serach. They're smitten, and aid the large strange but fair new wife (frogs have a very VERY loose concept of elf gender) but then of course Celegorm LEAVES once the hunt is finished. The toads and frogs are bereft. They croak sadly about their lost love, and sing the Toadolante for generations to come, which is a HELL of a shock for Finrod in a few hundred years when he ends up in the Fens fighting during the Bragollach.
Just swimming by to say hello. 🦭
important question. has anyone ever inflicted nixon's 'they can't lick our dick' pins on nightwing? he should get some of those. for science
It took a hot second for this to resolve in my brain into a series of ideas I could comprehend, but it's been a long sweaty day, so I will blame that for my slowness.
Nightwing absolutely needs a Real Historic faux-Nixon pin. His father is very rich, I'm sure someone could find one. He also has very dedicated younger brothers, who I trust could ensure maximum chaos with the gifting of this object.
For context, if you have no idea what this means, or it takes you a moment as it did me... During Richard Nixon's presidential campaign, it was not uncommon for satirical and comedic political conversation, especially on college campuses, to contain the "pro" Nixon slogan "They can't" or "You can't lick our Dick!" There is zero historical evidence that Nixon's campaign ever actually used or even acknowledged the slogan, but it's too common for it to be entirely apocryphal.
so many wonderful possibilities! so much potential for shenanigans!
come to think of it, how many people see the pin and immediately feel the need to try and prove it wrong? and how many of them actually succeed? and does hood try and predictably end up bonking nightwing with his helmet?

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I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.
He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM
about fucking time
Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.