Figgyforprez

I love when humans eat cold food in freezing temperatures, and hot foods when it's already unreasonably hot out. that is very contrarian, I respect how you live your life

We're endothermic, bitches, we do what we want.

Honestly same.

Hello, I come from the forests, ask me anything 

how are the trees

I dont know who you are or what that is. AMA closed

NEW LORDE NEW LORDE NEW LORDE NEW LORDE

Medieval peasants when the local ruler dies

If two people from the same era who know each other well can miscommunicate greatly while talking eye-to-eye, we can definitely be sure that we’re misinterpreting most stuff from the past.

If dogs don’t understand that you are driving the car, when you go on a trip they probably believe that you both go in the big adventure box.

(sitting in court on trial for murder) wow. god forbid women do anything

https://nerdbot.com/2021/01/09/new-pill-bottles-for-shaky-hands-will-help-people-with-parkinsons/

This makes me cry, actually.

Just to add on. Libraries in many cities have 3d printers you can use that charge you only the price of materials. So if you can't wait for the shipping from the engineers, try your local library.

Humanity at its best 🤗

This could be how everything works if capitalism didn't exist

(I was right: the first dude in question, the one with Parkinson’s, is Jimmy Choi, an amazing athlete who currently competes regularly on American Ninja Warrior. It’s not even close to being the coolest thing about this story, but it is still cool.)

Someone’s cutting onions in my office.... (my dad had Parkinson’s, and the tiny pills were a daily frustration for him.  This is... blessed, and I don’t use that word lightly.)

stopp omg why are primary care doctors like "girl theres nothing wrong with you" and then you convince them to write the referral and you finally see a specialist and the specialist is like "goddamn you got syndrome"

you could be bleeding out on the floor and a primary care physician will come along and be like "its just your anxiety"

obsessed with the fact that today half of the internet was down and i didnt even notice because i was on tumblr, which, very ironically, was working perfectly fine

i went on fandom wiki at some point and it wasnt working and i said huh. weird? told a friend about it and they went "oh yeah like almost every major website isn't working right now" and i was like huh. okay

this two-years-old shitpost just gained a hundred notes who the snickerdoodles dug it up

It’s a universal translator

Can we get him fired?