all the things

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

this

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

bet it feels good as fuck to wink at your maiden and shut your visor before charging at your contestant with a lance

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

sometimes I forget that everyone on here is a real person

You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

Jolene

“Want to see my stalagmite cultivation work?”

its required that every day you think about women kissing

sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "mmmhmmm okay yeah i see we both interpreted that differently based on what the show gave us, but i see how you arrived at your ideas even if they're different from mine," and then sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "brother what show did you even fucking watch"