I SWEAR TO GOD IM NORMAL

… wat

im being followed by a huge flying sphinx constantly

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

in public school i learned how to summon flying ghouls

Something neuroscience-y that helps with prose: attention is selective. A character will not notice everything in a room. They will notice what matters to their goal, fear, desire, training, wound, or obsession. A jealous character notices hands. a hungry character notices food. A soldier notices exits. A lonely character notices pairs. Description becomes character when attention has a bias.

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

i assumed this was porn

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

*guy who doesn't know anything about sports and has never cared about sports in his life* hey did you know womens professional baseball is returning after 70 years and the games are going to be streamed for free on youtube and the season starts august 1st

I’ve known this post longer than I’ve known most of my friends