Someone photoshop a minecraft water block in

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

snoopy will soon be canonized as a saint

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

just turned a mouse into a single ounce of lead

quick is there somebody from a culture that saves all theor plastic bags on this flight

Sci-fi short stories are so efficient; they take 15 minutes to read and then you think about them for the next 5 years

Hey guys, what if *puts the most horrifying mindblowing concept into your head with about 15 pages*