Water Guns Filled With Lemon Juice

I'm sick of seeing that lie peddled by clickbait news sites and popular accounts trying to ridicule her with "Oh you didn't expect coffee to be hot?".

What actually happened should radicalise you.

In 1994, Stella Liebeck, who was 79 years old, spilled coffee on her lap while in the passengers seat of the car. The coffee was dangerously hot and caused third-degree burns over 16% of her body including her inner thighs and genitals.

*Warning - Very graphic images of the burns*

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Stella originally tried to settle with McDonald's for the cost of her medical care - $20,000. They only offered her $800.

Throughout the case it was discovered that McDonald's were selling coffee between 30-40 degrees higher than other places. That change in temperature causes third-degree burns much faster, if it had been from somewhere else she would have had roughly 20 seconds to wipe away the coffee and avoid third-degree burns.

Where as before elegant cat/little hamster man now it's more like sopping wet cat and icy dangerous small ferret.

Airplane transmigrates as SQQ when he becomes a disciple and is freaking out, because he's the scum villain. he's gonna die! Also he's not ever even going to see his favorite character. Not to mention he sucks at the scholarly arts his systems going to kill him before he even becomes head disciple.

However he's still writing, previous qing jing peak lord sees his writing and head disciple.She's a fan. Airplane spends most of his time writing hall masters do a lot of the class teaching.

When LMY finds out she desperately tries to change peaks!

MBJ has run into Qing Jing peak lord before, where airplane ended up gaping and whispering my king.... MBJ suddenly keeps trying to run into the peak lord on missions.

Airplane happy because favorite character! but also Oh god I didn't write this!! Did I offend him? Why does he keep attacking me!

Then SY he also transmigrates as a disciple and well ceo kicks in, peak is running efficiently. Scarily so. He also dotes on the little ducklings.

He runs into MBJ, and rock is tempting apart form MBJ reminds him of his brother.

MBJ ends up with servant who is icy cold and efficient as him. Its like having little sibling. SY is brutal as any demon and will verbally destroy them... Even LGJ is impressed. SY ends up getting adopted into royal family... he doesn't realize it though.

When LBH shows up he ends up on qing jing peak... his shizun is cruel just very distant...and seems scared of him? He's just alone and no one really helps him... until he runs into An Ding peak lord who i sneakily dropping supplies into woodshed. LBH ends up following him back.

SY can't say no to little bun of a protagonist so just lets Binghe follow him around. It'll be good for him to see how things run, he justifies make him a more effective ruler.... and well he may dote on him a bit and order presents and the like but little white lotus deserves it!

LBH becomes little shadow full on SY secretary following him around with heart eyes.

(LBH also finds out about MBJ and yay SY likes demons... he may be related to one? But yes he won't care!)

The conference comes, disciples are more protected because SY will protect his ducklings.

MBJ shows up sees Qing Jing peak lord and... well plan gone hello bridnapping opportunity.

SY watches MBJ nope out with a very confused Qing Jing peak lord over his shoulder and he's standing there with Binghe. LBH realizing danger and goes into abyss... not for long though because MBJ sees brother go widow mode and fine he'll go pick up the half breed his brother imprinted on... he still thinks his baby brother could get a better match but fine.

XF/Airplane is very competent with work and fighting and is very sarcastic but also can't fully pull off SQQ OG aura.... he'll give death glare but then starts to freak out and looks like he's going to cry.... it makes everyone back down. (Luckily never happened with YQY because airplane know all the doomed Yaoi's triggers and is able to make YQY leave quickly)

LQG does keep trying to get XF to fight him... but it just...it just feels awkward when here looks about to burst into tears.

LQG target instead is SY who is a terrifying force he will barge in and make other peak lords fill out their paperwork just looming over them with hater stare making sure they full out expense reports....

LQG challenges him to fights... SY agrees but only after he's done paperwork. Also damages to peaks from Bai Zan are down considerably SY straight up scolded LQG last time....

LQG is very smitten and also slightly terrified of SY... that just makes him more smitten.

XF still going brothels...but it's for book-club, the ladies love his recommendations for books and will give good feedback on drafts....much kinder that cucumber bro's notes.

LQG finds out about him in brothels and goes to frag him out first time...only to find them all sitting at one of the tables and taking about aspects of a certain scene... LQG ends up more embarrassed than if XF had just been having sex.

There are no brothel rumors....just everyone strongly suspecting exactly what texts SQQ writes. A lot of them are fans.

Extra bonus

After SQQ is bride napped my MBJ he hasn't been able to get latest book published... and suddenly TJL is at North demanding return of his favorite writer.... or at least to know what happens in next volume you can't kidnap him after his last book left on a cliffhanger.

ZZL had been bring TLJ books while he was under the mountain.

Man managed to break out because he is not being trapped for eternity under a mountain and with a cliffhanger.

Your brain is an incredibly energy-intensive organ. It makes up approximately 2% of your total body mass, but at rest it's using 22% of your total energy intake. The only thing that uses the same percentage of energy is all of your skeletal muscle (which is about 40% of your total body mass), with the liver (about 2.6% of your total mass) close behind at 21% (Aragon et al, 2017).

And that's how much energy it's using at rest.

That's the baseline.

So if you're doing lots of intellectual labour, your brain - which already has disproportionately huge energy demand - is going to use even more energy to keep up with the work. That's why you feel so wiped/drained/like you're out of spell slots after high intellectual demand - because your brain is an organ, and you've just done a lot of high-energy work with a high-energy organ.

This is so funny to me

Me: what about him

“Well you seemed super into him”

Me: what why

“…dude you were flirting all night”

Me:

?????????