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Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

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supid.

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amnesiaguy

fantasy is when currency is referred to as "gold" and sci fi is when currency is referred to as "credits"

mysticalblue09

And then you have Dungeon Crawler Carl

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bowditch

"how fleeting are all human passions compared to the massive continuity of ducks"

frownyalfred

I needed this gif to be on here because it’s SO funny you have no idea how much this silent communication means to me. The fact that Jason shushed his own brother. The fact that Dick LISTENED.

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IM WHEEZING HOLY SHIT I CANT I CANT I CANT

BRUCE HUGS DICK AND HES IMMEDIATELY LIKE “nah that’s bullshit fam ur fake”

AND THE FUCKING FACE. OH MY GOD.

Fake Bruce was really like C:

And Dick just fucking >:o

AND WAIT I DIDNT EVEN INCLUDE THE BEST PART

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“Not just one of his boys… but the original boy” is such a funny phrase and idek why.

Yes. He is not simply a boy. He is the boy.

the-jason-todd-impreganator

I feel like the Batfam should have more of that canon event where the elder sibling is mistaken for the parent of the younger sibling. Yes. This is a thing.

—

Tim at bat burger with Bernard and Dami after school: Uh, yeah, three fries, two jokerized,

Damian, fixing his backpack strap:

Bernard, holding his free hand: And a ten piece of the Night-wings.

Tim: That, and a Bat burger, no ketchup, extra onions, uh... Dami, what do you want?

Damian: . . .

Tim, sighing and leaning down:

Damian, whispering in his ear:

Tim, standing back up: The Ivy salad with Harlequin dressing, thanks.

Cashier: Aaalright, it'll be ready shortly... And can I just say you're such good Father's? ^^

Bernard:

Tim:

Bernard: Thank you—

—

Stephanie, who thought it a good idea to take Damian to a park:

Damian: BROWN! THAT CRETIN THREW SAND IN MY EYES!

Stephanie: Cretin..? Alright, alright, c'mere. Just gotta put some water in 'em.

Random Mom: Aw, you're such a good Mom!

Stephanie, who gave her baby up for adoption last she checked: Thanks..?

—

Jason, arguing with Tim during patrol:

Tim, storming off, middle finger raised:

Random goon: Teenagers, amiright?

Jason, who's nineteen:

Goon: Don't worry, boss. You're doin' good with 'im.

Jason: ???

Jason: Damn right I am!

—

Cassandra, out shopping with Duke: You'd look good with braids.

Duke: You think? I dunno, I'm messin' 'round with hairstyles.

Cashier: Aw, are you his Mom? That's so adorable, I wish my boys took my out shopping.

Cass:

Duke:

Cass: Be nice—

Duke: I am! I am...

—

Dick, picking Damian up from school: Dami!

One of Damian's friends: Oh, Damian! Is this your Dad?

Dick: What?

Damian, no hesitation: One of many.

—

BONUS

Random aristocrat: And these must be your brothers and sister!

Bruce:

Dick:

Jason:

Tim:

Damian:

Duke:

Cassandra:

Bruce, actually hurt: These are my children :(

Dick: It's okay, B—

Duke: Foster child. I'm his— was his foster child. I have parents. I live with my cousin now. Please, he's not my Dad—

Tim: I would literally die if I was Bruce's brother.

Jason: I would literally die if I was Bruce's son.

Cassandra: Jason, stop or I will lobotomize you. That's not above my morals.

Damian: Nor mine.

Bruce: I adopted five of them, I have papers! I got to put my last name on them and everything, here let me get their birth certificates, I have those—

Jason: Bruce, no, I will pull out my death certificate!

Bruce: That also has our last name on it, that's fine—

Damian: Father, no, I have three separate birth certificates from being born and adopted twice!

Jason: Same.

—

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Okay first off: this t-shirt???? The fuck???

Also this artstyle is unironically so baby boy coded. No notes. Nor will I elaborate. Because honestly I don’t know what I mean by that but I know how I feel. And it feels right.

fflittermouse

Honestly, he deserves that shirt

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I hear people talk all the time about how "Robin" is Mary Grayson's nickname for Dick.

But less discussed is the fact that "Boy Wonder" is John Grayson's nickname for Dick.

Each one of those titles is an homage to one parent, and they're equally ubiquitous to Dick's time as Robin. He was paying respect to both. That's so cute man.

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The universal constant of younger siblings doing whatever they can to annoy the snot out of the eldest. Alas. Look at their smug faces. They’re so proud.

Too proud.

Slug in the rain

A video of a slug in the rain

#poor photography #bad video #he’s taking the drops with him #he’s just a little guy #ignore my sibling talking in the background #lol #slug #slugs #rain #video #you can see its little eyes #you have to give it a minute to focus though #because as stated previously #this video kinda sucks #there were so many #slugs I mean #it was great #like when worms come to the surface when it rains but with less drowning in puddles

freakoutgirl

Avoidance is the worst reaction to stress. Oh this thing is giving me anxiety? And it's something I could prepare for by looking at it more or learning things about the topic? No, I will take psychological damage if I look at it directly. I will still be thinking about it and be stressed though.

hungwy

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

how-not-to-human

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

duchesspeggy

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

shepardoftheearth

that’s how fucked up our world is now

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weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

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this website gets me

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the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

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