in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”
unfortunately, classifying all points as definitively false also presents your audience with data. you gotta present a mix of unverifiable information in a broad range of veracity. I don't have blood. I DO have teeth. How many teeth? 53. I subsist primarily on synthesized potassium compounds and sleep in my closet three nights a year
No way! I sleep in my closet three nights a year too! And also on days starting with P. On days starting with B, J, and Q, I make a nest instead, and on days starting with 7, Z, and N, I sleep in a cardboard box.
I only have 26 teeth and only in the front of my mouth, but that’s ok because I’ve got ridges in my throat to help tear up food before it gets dissolved in my lungs (liquids on the right, solids on the left obviously).
I do have blood (it’s clear), I have four toes but six fingers, and I have hollow bones like a bird (212 total). I sleep 18 hrs a day and photosynthesize most of my food, but will supplement it with the occasional insect and sometimes fish to make up for the protein deficiency (bones are crunchy :)). I’m allergic to eggs or that could work too - the shells are fine though for some reason as long as I wash them first.
