totally real quotes from your favorite games

Cloud: "hey Tseng, hey I've got a very important question to ask,"

Mario about to head to get the last Star Spirit: "Can I leave now please?"

"Honestly I don't even play an active role in my life anymore, things just happen and I'm like "Oh is this what we're doing now? Ok."

"Wow that's like the second biggest evil lair I've ever seen, and I've seen two,"

"What is with this planet? Would it kill you to have a cave full of kittens?"

"Fuck you Carbuncle, I gotta Bahaumet,"

"The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time."

(Beginning of FFX when Tidus is meeting with his fans)

"Now really, it’s rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?"

"Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make."

Marcus: We could have knocked on the front door. Why did we have to sneak in the back way, Zidane?

"I've heard all about these little books, I've been meaning to shoplift one."

(After Zidane found out he was created

"Whoever said beauty doesn't last must've been thinking of me"