Mystery_spot

disco elysium dialogue tree

Instead of doomscrolling lately I have been reading my PDFs and it turns out if you do this you learn a whole bunch of stuff. I’m afraid I must recommend it

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n

For plants specifically, there’s also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog

both of them are me

always thinking about that Oxford study that found half of adults define "young people hanging around in groups" as "anti-social behaviour"

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG!!! DESTINY'S BLADE 🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️🗡🗡🗡🗡🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡✂️🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce