alright well someone get ryan on the phone it’s time to revive pet salamander

your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit

fuck y’all if you laid up with your lil boo rn i hope the ceiling fan fall on y'all

That is the cutest goddamn thing I’ve ever seen

If you didn’t want to be assimilated into into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance

Going to stop paying attention. I’ve noticed enough

whenever i listen to a glass animals song i feel like i am behind the wheel of a convertible wearing very nice sunglasses and i am going incredibly fast but i am not driving somehow. there’s a neon pink haze over everything and the vague implication that something morally questionable is being done off-camera

cosmo wanda i wish every bitcoin miner goes to hell no matter what

love watching a movie and then coming on here and reblogging some gifs of what i watched like i’m making a little announcement about where i’ve been