Writer. They/them. Genderfluid. 30s. This is a blog where I post stories (often commissions, and sometimes NSFW) and ramble about stuff. Bigots and minors begone! Warning: I love cats, pokemon, and the outdoors.
âice water makes you sickâ âice water gives you stomach crampsâ iâm sorry if i have a hardy and oxlike american constitution but unless you have underlying health issues, the only water temperature that should cause adverse health effects is if you chug a gallon of boiling hot water that has also been laced with nefarious chemicals
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A comic commission done for Bubble Bloat featuring the Cat Alchemist Mina after having spent all day testing various potions brews on herself to QUITE the heavy side effects! Feeling lethargic and stuffed to the brim, Mina is in desperate need of a cat nap and some firm belly rubs to ease the indigestion and process all those potions bubbling in her round belly~
Something else mustâve been mixed in those brews, because she did NOT expect to wake up with all this newfound weight on her figure!
unfortunately i dont think its queerbaiting if the creator is just so terminally heterosexual that they never remotely considered the same gender relationship their show is centered around could be read as romantic. it is deeply painful however.
By definition you can't accidentally queerbait. Queerbaiting is specifically using a same sex pair from the show to market the show to queer audiences with no intention of ever following through on a romantic relationship.
There is officially licensed Destiel merch signed off on by Kripke. Teen Wolf had a commercial with the actors for Derek and Stiles draped over each other talking about being "on a ship." Both shows actively used scenes between them as marketing while actively mocking fans for wanting them together. Sherlock has multiple characters refer to Johnlock as a couple, including characters we're supposed to believe are never wrong about human behavior and pushed those scenes in marketing. Then they acted insulted when fans saw them as a couple.
That's queerbaiting.
Done on accident it would just be queer subtext. Done because they had no other choice due to censorship is queer coding.
The specific meaning of the word is really starting to get lost and it's a pretty important one to keep accurate. It describes a very specific phenomenon that was done repeatedly and maliciously for decades and is meant to examine that specifically.
Doing it on accident sucks, but it isn't a tactic of capitalism intentionally intended to suppress queer representation while making money from queer fans.
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Good news, he was not next! In fact, she accepted him as her mate, he learned the crane mating dance and now every year, he artificially inseminates her with crane semen to expand the very endangered crane population. True story.
Sorry, he WHAT? Imagine being this man's boss and having to sit him down like. Listen. Brian. We need you to fuck the bird. You have to act like you're excited about it.
(WalWaPo makes you jump through like three separate hoops before you can read the article, so I will share some of the highlights:
Walnut was born in a species-recovery breeding program in the 1980â˛s. The program had crane chicks hand-raised by human volunteers, and at that time they did not fully understand the measures necessary make sure that the chicks do not imprint on humans and retain their identity as cranes. Â
As a result, her keepers believe, Walnut does not recognize other cranes as members of her own species. Â
It has not been proven that Walnut killed her previous suitors; however, there is a persistent rumor in the white-naped-crane-conservation community that she did. Â
Because this species is highly endangered, and the gene pool of the captive population is small, itâs pretty important for the survival of her species that Walnut A) mate, and B) not kill a bunch of other cranes. Â
The actual name of the keeper is Chris Crowe.
They both arrived at the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in 2004. Â
Walnut immediately began paying special attention to Chris--and ignoring the eligible male crane in a nearby enclosure. Â
Walnut initiated their courtship, performing the opening moves of a mating dance. Â
Chris realized that if he reciprocated the mating dance, it might be possible to artificially inseminate Walnut with her participation and consent. (The process normally involves restraining the bird.) Â
It worked! Â
Chris and Walnut have had five children, who were raised by other crane couples at the facility--sometimes the biological dad and his mate--both because itâs unclear whether Walnut would accept the chicks as her own, and because Chris is not equipped to be a Crane Dad. Â
However, the Institute provides her with artificial eggs to sit on, and Chris takes his turn looking after them. (This would not work with real eggs because he canât sit on them properly, but Walnut seems to feel that he is on the job if he just stands over them.)
Chris accepts that he is pretty much married to this bird. White-naped cranes live to be about 60, and they mate for life, so he knows he canât retire while Walnut is alive. (At the time of the article, Walnut was 36, and Chris 42.) Â
she has not been PROVEN to have killed her exes, but there is a PERSISTENT RUMOR (really officers she's simply DEVASTATED, she sobs, wearing a new feather boa unfortunately resembling her most recent deceased husband)
His name is Chris CROWE. (Mrs. Walnut Crane-Crowe?)
the mental images of a whole human man learning and performing the crane mating dance, and "sitting" on artificial eggs so she thinks he's performing his duties as a husband and father (and apparently OBJECTS if he does not?)
"chris, buddy, you gotta marry the possibly-murderous crane lady for the GOOD OF THE SPECIES." (alternately: "chris, my man! good news! we found you a very interested lady! She's 36, she's very spirited and independent, she holds a very important and rare status in her society! ...Is there a downside? WELL...")
chris sits any potential human partners down, like "my love, you must understand before we wed,,, i am already... Attached" (camera drifts wistfully to the above photo) "Lady Walnut and I have an,, Understanding... the relationship is open, but very committed"
Not only is he 'married' to walnut, this has apparently happened SEVERAL times, so he has MULTIPLE crane wives, none of which know about any of his other crane wives. This man is, for some unknown reason, irresistible to cranes
the âthis content has been removed for violating Tumblrâs Community Guidelinesâ notice really adds a lot of flavor to this post and somehow makes it MORE obscene than whatever that actually was
I regret being the bearer of bad news, but I thought it should be shared that Walnut passed away in January of this year (2024). There's a lot of mixed info about the lifespan of cranes (due to people misunderstanding what a median is...) but the average for most species I know of is 20-30 years (in the wild if nothing eats them/they don't die young), and 30-45 in captivity, with the oldest known white-naped crane having loved to be 46. Given that she was 42, this old gal did good, and I'm certain she will be missed by folks here.
can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.
its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late
uninstall adobe acrobat. it is malware. it has been malware. these aren't opinions: acrobat meets the definition of malware.
it installs a user-login-time "startup" executable that ignores any windows directives to disable it on startup. doing so only removes the even-more-malicious taskbar-icon-creating advertisement-notification-creating process. no matter what you do, the sleeper "updater" process starts when you log in, and runs perpetually
it sends & receives encrypted network traffic both periodically and non-periodically. both are bad, both are suspicious, and a program doing both is more suspicious than the sum of their parts. and to boot: acrobat will polymorphically edit its code after such network activity
this isn't new: it has always done this. now, it does not even do the thing it is meant to: provide a way to interact with documents, which is amongst the very first features computers were built to provide. you can merely open PDFs and read some of their content in the narrow space between the requests for adobe to give them your money, and interface for features you cannot use (because you don't) or do not, have not, and will not ever need
adobe and microsoft would very much like the user's cultural norms around computers to allow for advertisement built into the local software and even operating system itself. the web being 100% advertisements was not enough! sure enough, acrobat will hijack the windows notifications system thing to give you the 2026 equivalent of pop-ups
i don't really know enough about windows software equivalents, so i'll paypal $20 to the first person that reblogs this with a list of 3-5 PDF reader/editor/etc acrobat equivalents that meet the following criteria:
open source, locally-built executables must match checksum of prebuilt distributed executable
no paid features/premium version/subscription/whatever
not a toy hobby project thing, must be windows-users-proof
Firefox's built-in PDF.js viewer: does everything you could want from a basic viewer, fast enough search, and can now do annotations for filling in forms and such
KDE Okular: is a decent viewer and can also do basic annotations, and is so not-a-toy that you can even download it on the Windows app store.
LibreOffice Draw: I don't ever really like having to open this but if you have to edit a PDF in detail it does work, and doesn't just vomit up a bunch of polygons when you give it text to work with. Better as an authoring tool than an editor.
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PSA PSA for those who might not be able to read what this tiny ass screenshot says + without the unnecessary passive-aggressiveness:
Go to Voice & Video settings.
Turn off Automatically Determine Audio Sensitivity.
Move the slider over to the left to suit your sensitivity (avoid pushing it all the way to the left to cushion possible background noise).
This should prevent you from cutting out so long as said issues arenât because of Microphone or Connection issues. Great fix for those with quiet voices or garbage microphones.
Hereâs a screenshot of that for our visual learners. Itâs a mobile screenshot, but desktop Discord looks exactly the same, just wider.
20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.
In the aftermath of the confrontation at Willow's family's shrine, Willow and Sybil discuss next steps and unburden their emotions at a local watering hole. Meanwhile, Fern and Laurel decide to celebrate their newfound closeness.
A (belated and late) reward for queertzalcoatl. Contains incest and busty ferals. Please enjoy!
Willow woke feeling spent beyond belief. The fresh-evolved Mienshaoâstill a curvaceous bustyboy as always, but with even more beckoning curves and generous tits thanks to his evolutionâgroaned, his mind clearing. He remembered⌠his mom and sister capturing him and Sybil. His own evolution, and talking them both down. Sybil going to the shrine, returning, partaking in an orgy with him and his family. Her inadvertently unleashing some of Xerneasâs ambient life energy as Willowâs sister had brought her to orgasm.
The energy had swept over both Willow and Fern as theyâd made love, and it had changed thingsâresulted in his mother⌠getting knocked up, and thenâŚ
Oh fuck. It all came back to him. Willow flushed and stammered and he nearly passed out again. He was not ready for fatherhood.
Close by, Sybil was half-dozing, grooming one marigold-colored forepaw as she relaxed in the afterglow. Fern and Laurel were cuddling together, the smaller Mienfoo openly fawning over her motherâs newfound maternal swell. Side-eying Willow, Sybil rose, stretching. âAaaand there he is, star stud coming back around! You with us back in the land of the living, Willow?â
His teammateâs voice hooked into his mind and prevented him from spiraling. He looked sideways at her. âYeah,â he said. âI, uh⌠I just⌠it was a real big, um shockâŚâ
Sybil snickered, as did Laurel, and Fern beamed sagaciously, one dainty paw resting on the generous swell of her stomach. Something told Willow that the ladies had been having lighthearted fun at his expense while he was out. Well, as the only guy presentâand one who had accidentally knocked up his own mother at thatâperhaps he had it coming. Or, heh, cumming.
He shook his head. By Dialgaâs gears, he was doing it himself.
âHey, you okay?â Sybilâs voice was less playful and more concerned, and he glanced up. She was standing there, head cocked, looking at him in worry. Heâd really made her fret, hadnât he? His heart went out to her. Heâd really lucked out, stumbling across her in the fields near Orchard Vale. She was the best teammate a mon could ask for.
âYeah,â he said. âIâll be okay. Just parsing what went through.â He rose as well, solid and smooth, noting both how innate his new form as a Mienshao came to him (most pokemon naturally adopted their evolved forms, after all) as well as the sudden heft of his bigger breasts against his body.
And speaking of breastsâŚ
He flushed as he realized that Sybilâs own breasts were hanging down heavy and milky underneath her. Whatâs more, after spending so long used to her having three pairsâone sheâd started with, one from the Hallowed Rainforest, and one from Shaymin Villageâshe now had a fourth set. Eight tits in all. And that meantâŚ
âOh cripes!â he cried out, embarrassed. How had he forgotten the entire reason theyâd returned to his home to begin with? âYour boobs! That extra setâdoes that mean it worked out? You need to tell me everything!â
âYeah,â Sybil said. âWe need to talk. ButâŚâ She swept her gaze, taking in the curved stone walls of the cavern. âFern, you said that if you screamed, the village would hear it. Are the acoustics really that good?â
âMmmmâŚâ his mother purred. She continued rubbing her stomach, occasionally interrupted by a small kick or bump of movement within. âI played it up for the moment, but only by a bit. Yes, they are quite good.â She smiled and said nothing more, but Willow flushed, as did Laurel and Sybil. All three were realizingâhad the sounds of their little orgy escaped? Were tongues wagging in the village? He swallowed. Well, that was neither here nor there.
Sybil sighed. âThe discussion about what happened in the shrine is going to be really portentous. It would be best to avoid having my words carried elsewhere. Can you think of any place close by?â
Willow immediately had something come to mind. âOh, thereâs a fantastic joint I used to frequent when I still lived here. Popular with mons, the overcrowded din makes it hard to overhear, plus we could probably snag a private booth. Letâs go!â
Fern stiffened almost reflexively. âWhat, and not invite me? Your own mother? Iââ She paused, mentally checked herself, and visibly softened. After a sigh, she continued, her voice much calmer: âMy apologies, dear. You and your friendâI mean, you and Sybil have fun. Go save the world.â She smiled and glanced down at her gravid body. âYou have one more reason to do so, after all.â
Laurel stood there with an air of worry, fretting her hands against themselves. She spoke: âYouâre not⌠leaving so soon, are you? I mean, you just got here⌠and we only just, um, figured things outâthat isâŚâ
Willowâs heart went out for his little sister. After spending so longâlonger than he had, in factâunder their motherâs domineering thumb, she doubtless didnât want to be left alone again so soon. âDonât worry,â he said, striding over to Laurel and planting a chaste kiss on the top of her head. She stiffened a bit and squeaked. âWeâre just chatting. Weâll be back. Even amidst the overgrowth, weâre not just going to cut and run and leave you two. Promise.â
Fern nodded sagely and after a moment, Laurel did as well. Glancing at Sybil, Willow nodded. âOkay, thenâletâs go. You can bring me up to speed.â
---
Laurel felt a pang as Sybil left, taking her brother with her, but the moment passed. The past twenty-four hours had been⌠surreal. Her brother had come home with a milky Jolteon teammate, she and her mother had captured them, the pair had escaped, turned the tables, drawn mother and daughter into an inter-familial orgy⌠And now here she was, having had sex with Sybil and nursed from her overlarge teats. Laurelâs stomach was still big and sloshy and filled with milk.
It was a bizarre, almost unbelievable turn of events.
Now she was cuddling against her mom, scarcely believing how their relationship had progressed. Fern was taking steps to soften up. Laurel had successfully revealed that she was into girls to her despite having been worried that Fern would disapprove due to the complications it presented in continuing the proud family line of healers. Sheâd even confessed that she didnât feel adequate as a healer. And Fern had understood.
Perhaps⌠perhaps everything was going to be okay.
On learning that Laurel was crushing on girls, Fern had invited her daughter to spend nights with her in the master bedroomâand for now, Laurel was taking her up on it. The two of them were lounging together on the large, generous mattress, Laurel cuddling up against her mother, scarcely believing that she was actually doing this. Though the position was arguably lewd, for now mother and daughter were simply cuddling and relaxing in one anotherâs company, enjoying the warmth and presence of one another.
It was bliss.
âHey,â Laurel said after a moment. After so long spent in silent happiness cuddling with her mother, the sound of her own voice shocked her a little bit.
âHmmm?â replied Fern, raising her head just a little bit.
âCan I, umâŚâ Laurel blushed, hardly believing she was about to ask thisâand of her mother, of all mons! âYouâre just⌠so beautiful. Can I⌠kind of, pay attention to your body? Like, worship you, um⌠yourâŚâ
Fern murred happily, eyes half-lidded and looking sultry. âWorship my femininity?â she trilled. âMy maternal curves? My milk, my udder, my packed-tight womb?â
Each syllable caused Laurel to grow redder and redder to the point she wondered whether she might not just release a squeal high-pitched as a teakettle. Still, she managed to nod eagerly. âY-Yeah,â she stammered. âThatâs exactly what I want.â
âWell, then.â Fern propped herself up on the bed with her elbows, back leaning against the headboard. Her face was sultry and her eyes looked inquisitively at her daughter. She was positioned in such a way that every part of her beckoned the eye: her breasts hanging against her swollen stomach, the stomach itself, and the four-teated, bovine udder, heavy with milk, poking from underneath. If Fern minded the transformations that Sybilâs milkâand, later, the unleashing of Xerneasâs life powerâhad wrought on her form, she was excellent at hiding it. âGo ahead, dear.â
Laurel swallowed. Hardly believing she was doing this, she reached a trembling paw to her motherâs chest. Fernâs generous boobflesh was soft and warm to the touch, her breasts pleasantly pillowing between Laurelâs digits, the soft flesh poking through like marshmallows. The warmth was almost intoxicating, and Laurel forgot herself, kneading her touch against Fernâs breasts. The motion provoked a low, pleasured murmur from her mom, and left her boobs being even more flush to the touch.
Gulping, Laurel realized that she was very, very quickly growing aroused. A flutter of erotic delight spurred down between her legs, a playful twinge behind her pussy that sent aftershocks all through her body. She was already worked up, and theyâd barely started!
The playful smirk on Fernâs face and the way she subtly repositioned under Laurelâs paw, causing her breasts to nudge even more firmly against her daughterâs touch, told Laurel that Fern knew exactly what was happening. âLook how milky they are,â Fern said. âAll the better to feed your new niece or nephew⌠your new sibling.â
The reminder of Fernâs stateâthat she was impregnated by her own son, and would soon be birthing a child who was both Laurelâs sibling and her niece or nephewâwas enough to make the shortstack Mienfoo moan. Her eyes trailed down to her motherâs enormous, swollen stomach.
Laurel was attracted to femininity; always had been. And was there a more potent sign of the feminine than lifemaking? Than to nurture and carry a form within your own body? Seeing Fernâs large, overtly swollen stomach, she found herself aroused in a way that spoke to when sheâd first realized how attracted to women she was, back when sheâd noticed expectant mothers-to-be waddling around the village.
Without even realizing it, Laurel let her paws drift low. The weight and firmness of her motherâs belly bespoke to how pregnant she wasâit was a different sort of heft than came from mere chubbiness, or from being stuffed with milk or cum. She pressed gently against the circumference, provoking a faint coo from her mother, and was rewarded by a fluttering of movement underneath, followed by a faint kick. The sensation just reaffirmed how incredible and magical the night truly had been. Twenty-four hours ago, Fern had been aggressively domineering towards her son. And now? She was carrying his child.
âYouâre so pregnant,â Laurel mused. âSo fertile. I canât believe itâŚâ Gently, she rubbed her paws against Fernâs stomach, prompting a pleased murmur from the larger pokemon. âYouâre so⌠so motherly. So beautiful.â She meant every word, mind racing with further questions. What must it feel like? To carry something within you, to feel yourself growing around it, your body itself changing to become a vessel to nurture it. Knowing that you were molding a life in your very flesh. âI wish I could experience this⌠gods, if I could be that feminine, Iâd never let it go.â
âIâm not sure thatâs how it works,â Fern trilled with a laugh, and Laurel flushed.
âStill!â she protested.
Moving with mature confidence, Fern shifted positions again, exhaling graciously as the movement caused her unborn child to tumble and kick within her. Once she was sitting a bit more upright, she leaned over and pawed Laurelâs stomach just as Laurel was touching hers. Laurelâs bellyânormally chubby under typical circumstancesâwas swollen and packed tight with Sybilâs milk, and she moaned openly as her mother gently played and kneaded with her belly. She felt the warm, heavy milk slosh around inside of her.
âYou say that Iâm all big,â teased Fern, âbut look at you. How much did you drink from that Jolteon, hmmm? Did you drain all eight of those tits so that she could walk around without waddling? What a good girl you are.â The phrase, good girl, sparked something in Laurelâs brain, and she moaned deeper without meaning to.
âOh Arceus⌠M-MomâŚâ
âThatâs right,â Laurel replied. âYouâre already so short and chubby and curvy under normal circumstances, a proper little shortstack, but at this moment? Youâre arguably more milk than mon! Less a Mienfoo and more just a waddling milk balloon.â Her paw trailed to the underside of Laurelâs belly, dangerously close to her womanhood, and Laurel whined and hiked her hips forward, desperate for stimulation. Fern just chuckled and splayed her paw against the bottom of her daughterâs stomach, hefting its milky vastness overhead. âIf this is all it takes to quiet that bratty mouth of yours,â she teased, âthen Iâm glad that I have a newfound udder. Iâll keep you sucking on it for the rest of days so that you can be Mommyâs happy little milk cartonâŚâ
Fuuuuck! Laurel was so worked up she thought she might just cum right then and there. Bracing her paws on Fernâs belly and leaning in deeper (with the effect that her own milk-laden stomach was sagging even more firmly against Fernâs touch), Laurel allowed her paws to drift down to her motherâs udder.
She squeezed one paw tight around one of Fernâs long, bovine teats. It was firmer than sheâd thought, and warm to the touch; it provoked a long, joyous trill from Fern. She squeezed again and felt the udder throb under her touch. What would it feel like? To have her mouth around those teats? To feel the warmth in her muzzle, sucking away? So flush with milk? She almost gave in then and there, but held firm. She could do that later, perhaps.
With her other paw, Laurel gently poked and cupped around Fernâs udder. The swollen bag was warm and pliant, sloshing regularly as she kneaded against it. Each sound was accompanied by a mewl or erotic gasp from Fern, and Laurel continued touching and feeling up her motherâs udder, aroused beyond belief and hardly believing she was doing this. After a moment, Fern did the same with Laurelâs own stomach, causing the milk nestled within Laurelâs body to slosh and slap around inside her own form as well.
All in all, it was a distressingly erotic feelingâone they were both happy to share in.
It was one of the best nights of Laurelâs life.
After the two Fighting-types had finally spent themselves, they flopped together, panting in unison. Theyâd done nothing more than feel each other up, and yet⌠both tripped precariously close to orgasm.
As her arousal faded, Laurel grappled with other feelingsâfeelings of inadequacy and guilt. And she realized that if Fern had gone out of her way to apologize and try to be a better person, she ought to as well.
âMom?â she said, voice small. Fern looked at her. âIâm⌠really sorry. That after Willow ran away, I couldnât apply myself and be better healer, andââ
âOh hush, that is nothing worth apologizing for!â Fernâs voice was sharp and for a moment, it almost sounded like the old herâthe Fern who set Willow fleeing and Laurel coweringâwas back. She recognized it in herself and winced, and when she continued, it was with a softer, more soothing tone. âI mean⌠Iâm sorry, dear. But really, you have nothing to say sorry over. I leaned too much on you and ignored your wants and feelings. Thatâs my failing, not yours.â
Laurel sighed, feeling unburdened. âI⌠thank you, Mom. Really.â She swallowed. âI know Iâve always been a bad hand at healing, and if weâre being honest, I donât know if I even want to be a healer.â Fernâs eyes widened and Laurel stuttered on, kneading her hands together again; where Willow talked a mile a minute when fixated, she was the opposite, her nervous digits moving faster than her mouth. âI-I was never good at it, it was always Willowâs thing⌠and then feeling like I had to live up to him and the family legacy, I-I-I donât know if I ever got to try the things that Iâd like to do! N-Now that weâre figuring things out, Iâd like to see if thereâs⌠anything else out in the world that calls to meâŚâ
âOh dear,â Fern said. âWhy didnât you tell me before?â
âBefore I had a chance to, Willow leftâand then you got upset, and I knew that it was important to you that the family carry on the healing tradition, so I thought that if I said anything youâd get upset even more, andâŚâ
Fern teared up. âOh, how could I have ever ignored the feelings of my own children? What a selfish mother Iâve been!â She sighed and wiped the tears from her brow. âI know it wonât make up for what I did in the past, but just knowâIâm resolving to do better. I mean it. Iâll support you just as Iâm supporting Willow, and whatever you plan to do in the future, you have your motherâs support, Laurel. I promise.â
Now it was Laurelâs turn to tear up. âAw⌠M-MomâŚâ She wiped her cheeks, embarrassed, and Fern nuzzled her, continuing:
âPerhaps it was my arrogance,â she said. âIn my head, the art of healing was tied with our family legacy, but healing is more than just our line. Even if Willow stays an adventurer and you go your own way, healing wonât die out. And itâs not worth bullying the two of you to live your lives how I want you to. Besidesâto heal is to bring comfort and joy.â She cradled her arm against Laurelâs head. âAnd the two of you do that on your own, with aplomb. I couldnât be prouder.â
Laurel was tearing up even more and snuffled happily, nuzzling Fern. For now, she was joyful beyond belief. Her mom would support her? Truly? She couldnât imagine happier news.
In fact, she had something in mind to get help with.
âM-Mom?â she said after a moment. âI⌠think I could use your help.â
Fern glanced at her, smiling. âOh?â
âY-Yeah. Um⌠You know how Iâm attracted to girls?â
Fernâs smile deepened, becoming playful. âSo I heard.â
âWell⌠could you maybe⌠help me figure out how to, um, k-kiss them?â
Fern blinked and then laughed. âOh, sweetie! Absolutely. Here.â She leaned over and gave a surface-deep, loving smooch on her daughterâs muzzle. The feeling of the older, more mature womanâs lips against her own was downright electric to Laurel, and she felt ready to pass out. When Fern broke the kiss, Laurel stammered: âU-Um, I⌠was hoping for a, a d-deeper one. Like the one you gave WillowâŚâ
Fern just chuckled again and wordlessly sank her lips back against her daughterâs. Laurel nearly fainted from delight, moaning happily as she felt her momâs tongue flit against her mouth. She parted her mouth to allow Fern in and shuddered with happiness at the sensation. She opened her mouth, pushing her own tongue up to meet Fernâs, and both mother and daughter shuddered in delightful sensation as they began intimately making out.
As Laurelâs cheeks blushed with happiness, she thought to herself that she probably wasnât going to get much sleep tonight.
---
The place that Willow had in mind turned out to be Spindaâs Bar. Sybil enjoyed the atmosphereâit was warm and cozy, with plenty of delicious-sounding drinks on tap. Willow was feted as an old friend come back by many of the regulars, Spinda included, and they talked up how taller and more mature he looked now that he was evolved. When he asked for a private booth for him and his teammate, the other pokemon playfully ribbed him on the âgood catchâ heâd acquired. He blushed and was too flustered to correct them.
When both of them sat downâhe with a small glass of local cider and she with an overly sweet, fruity cocktailâSybil grinned at him. ââGood catchâ, huh?â she teased.
âDonâtâŚâ Willow groaned, kneading his forehead. She pressed on:
âOf course, the real âgood catchâ is a certain lovely, mature older Mienshao. Wonder what theyâd think about that?â
âWho knows,â Willow grumbled good-naturedly. He swigged back some of the cider. âOr my coming fatherhood, for that matter. Arceusâs wheel!â He put his head in his hands; he looked half-ready to collapse onto the table then and there. âI⌠I canât believe I knocked up my mom,â he said, pitching his voice just a bit low. Sybil didnât think anyone in the bar would be able to hear him over the ruckus. âIâm not ready for fatherhood! What do I do?!â
Realizing just how stressed he was, Sybil held off on further teasing. Instead, she leaned over, resting one paw against his. âHey,â she said. âI know this is a big development, but you can make it through this. I know you can.â
âBut what about my mom? She didnât ask to be impregnated. Hell, she has two adult kids, and now a third on the way? I mightâve ruined her life!â
She could tell he was in danger of spiraling. âWillow,â Sybil said softly, âyour mom was absolutely ecstatic. Sheâs more excited about this than Tambora was when he learned weâd fixed the first shrine! And besides, your family is evidently prepared when it comes to bringing new life into the world and welcoming and raising it.â
Willow grumbled incoherently, which she knew meant she had a point. She continued:
âThe relationship between you and your mom is⌠complex, maybe more so than I could ever realize, but it looks like the two of you are taking steps to repair that relationship and make it something new; something beautiful.â She paused and realized that she felt a touch jealous. Not that Fern had Willow; sheâd long since understood the two of them were better as friends. But just that the two of them had that sort of intimate connection. She wouldnât mind finding one of her own someday.
Not to mention, well⌠Willow had Fern, and Laurel too, as family. People with whom he had a history. Familiarity. Even Spinda, and other patrons at the bar, shared a history with him.
But Sybil? She didnât have anything like thatâor if she ever had, it had been stolen, now, by those so-called divinities.
But still, she pressed on. âFern seemed happier than I couldâve ever imagined. There were no regrets on her end. So do you truly regret it, Willow? I know youâre shocked, but are you regretful? If you could do it another way, would you?â
The curvaceous Mienshao glowered up at her with the sort of good-natured frustration that only came from a friend who knew their fellow friend was totally making a solid point. He leaned back, sighing, and sipped again from his cider. Sybil let him, attending to her own fruity drink. These were heavy feelings, and he deserved to take time to parse them.
After nearly ten minutes of congenial silence and slow-paced sips, Willow sighed. ââŚwell, shit,â he said. âI donât regret it, Sybil. Even if I knew that sudden pregnancy was on the table, I wouldnât have changed one bit of what I did. I guess⌠me and my mom are repairing our relationship, and starting a new one as co-parentsâand lovers.â He rolled that word around in his mouth a bit, like he was only just now coming to terms with it himself. That yes, more than just family, he and his mother were now loversâsharing a bond beyond that of mother and son. He eyed Sybil and smirked, renewing his melodramatic posing. âBut stillll, Iâm not ready to be a daaaaadddd,â he complained.
She chuckled again and said: âWell, donât think of it that way! Just think that youâre being a big brother instead!â
âYouâre not helping!â Willow polished off his cider, went to go get more, and when he returnedâwith another drink for Sybil tooâhe looked chastised. âI was looking back at you and realized that I didnât even ask about the extra boobs or what went down with Xerneas which is the whole reason we came here to talk anyway! Gah, sorry for being self-centered.â
Sybil waved a paw at him, hungrily eying her second drink. âOh shush, youâre like the least selfish mon Iâve met.â Her face grew more serious. âI met with Xerneas and took in the energy, but that wasnât all. Yveltal was there too.â
Willow boggled at her. âWait, huh?!â
âYeah.â She swirled the straw around her glass, suddenly self-conscious. âAnd they confirmed something⌠that Xerneas purposefully took most of my memories. And has kind of been stringing me along with half-truths. The overgrowth crisis was an accidentâbut his accident. His fault. This entire thing is me picking up after his mess!â
Willowâs face grew thunderous and he muttered extremely unkind things under his breath regarding his family deity, which Sybil appreciated. Part of her wonderedâshould she open up more about her past life? About how violated it felt to know her memories were gone? Anxiety spikedâWillow was going through stuff of his own, he didnât need to deal with her nonsense. But then she realized that noâWillow was her friend. He wanted to be there for her. Heâd told her as such himself. And so, she needed to trust him and open up.
When she next spoke, her voice was small. Even she hadnât anticipated how much sheâd crack, talking about it aloud. âBoth gods agreed,â she said. âThat my memories are⌠likely gone. Theyâre not coming back. Ever.â
The finality of it hung in the air and made Sybil want to withdraw in on herself and start to cry. Willowâs eyes widened and he wasted no time, leaning across the table to rest a comforting hand on her shoulder. âHey,â he said. âHey, Iâm here. Itâs okay. Just⌠just let it out.â
She sniffled. âHow could they do that? How could they t-take my memories away? The person I used to be? Are there people who miss me? Will I ever know? Itâs⌠itâs so cruel!â Tears spilled from her, and she held her paws up to her face to weep into them. âWillow, I donât even know if I should be missing anyone! Family, friends, lovers, anyone! How could I ever miss what I canât remember in the first place?â Willow rose and sat alongside her in the booth, giving her a big hug.
âThatâs super messed up,â he said, his voice raw with angerâyet tempered by the sympathy he was showing for her. âIâm really sorry, Sybil.â She sniffed again, and he pressed on: âBut just know⌠the mon Iâve met? Sheâs brave, and moral, and always does the right thing. Sheâs self-sacrificing and a true friend. So even if youâll never know what your life was⌠I, at least, am happy to be part of what it is.â
She hiccupped and glanced up, seeing him smiling down at him, and despite herself she couldnât stay upset. She smiled through the tears and playfully shoulder-checked him. âYou big goober. Youâre my best friend, you know that?â
He laughed, hugging her tight once more, uncaring of her spikes. âAnd youâre mine, Sybil. Having you as a friend and a teammate and everything, it means the world to me. And even with my new relationship with my mom, and fatherhood, and everything else⌠thatâll never change.â
She grinned. âI feel the same way, Willow. Truly.â
He released the hug and sat across from her, and as they resumed drinking, conversation turned back to lighter topics:
âAnd with everything going on I canât believe I didnât bring up that you evolved, good for you!â
âAhaha⌠thanks! Itâs definitely a big change, but one I like.â
âYouâre even curvier than before. And those tits! If I wasnât a walking rack of boobs myself, Iâd be jealous.â
âEheh⌠yeah.â Willow flushed, and he leaned in like he was sharing a deep, dark secret. âBy the way, when my family was milking me, it felt really good. Did it feel that good for you? Like, every time?â
Sybil smirked, prompting an even deeper blush from her partner. âHmmm⌠well, maybe.â
He looked ready to sigh. âMaybe? Or âyesâ?â
âOkay, yes, it did.â
âOh jeezâŚâ He facepalmed. âI was doing something borderline sexual with you the whole time and didnât realize it! Before we even formed a team, and after we agreed not to do things likeââ
She leaned over to pat his wrist and pause his runaway mouth. âOh, donât worry about it. I know that it wasnât meant like that on your end, and besidesâeven if we have the milk machines now, I wouldnât mind you occasionally doing it yourself. Weâre friends, teammates, and thereâs nothing wrong with making each other feel good, right? Plus, youâre quite adept at it.â
Willowâs consternation eased and he nodded, evidently relieved, if not even more embarrassed now. âRight⌠right. Phew! I thoughtââ
Sybil just grinned even more sharply. âBesides, the romance on your end is naturally all going to be saved for your momââ
âOh Arceus shut uppppppp!â Willow complained, half-laughing, as he shoved her across the table. Yeah⌠despite everything, they were going to stick it through.
As the evening wound to a close, Willow posed a question: âSay⌠the crisis isnât over yet, is it?â
âNot yet.â
âDo we have any clue where the last shrine is?â
Sybil grimaced as she recollected what the gods had told her. âThere isnât a shrine proper. Instead, Iâll need to meet with Xerneas in the sort of⌠metaphysical place weâve been meeting up.â
âOkayyyy⌠and how do you get there?â
âNot sure,â she sighed. âI guess Iâve just got to follow my hunch. But I think it starts back at Orchard Vale. Even now, I feel⌠pulled there. Like I just know.â
He nodded, evidently unsurprised. âAlright then. Itâs you and me.â
Well, shit. Sheâd already planned on asking him to come with her, but he volunteered first without even doubting the pull she felt. She sighed. âYâknow, you really are a great partner. I couldnât imagine doing this without you.â She grew just a bit more serious. âBut, um. With you and your family. Are you good stepping away so suddenly?â
âWell, I think theyâll understand if I leave temporarily to help save the world,â Willow replied. âI plan on coming back for them, and I think they know that. Besides, itâs not like weâre going to leave the bar and just pack up immediately. We can have a day or two to decompress.â
She nodded. âWell then, how about we get a head start on that? Just to make the most of our available time.â
He nodded and went to pay the bill. It was time.
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It was late at night by the time the two of them arrived back at Willowâs ancestral home high atop the mountain, but as they approached, the two of them both blushed as they realized that the acoustics had been no empty threat from Fern. Even outside, there was no sound of rest. Instead, as they entered, it was obvious that Fern and Laurel, both in the master bedroom, were ârepairingâ their relationship in a very active, intimate manner.
Before either mon could say anything, Fernâs voice cried out: âOh, there they are! Youâd better not spend the night without us, Willow! Your sister and I want to give you a going-away present before you and Sybil head off on the last leg of your journey.â
âYouâre invited too, Sybil!â added Laurel. âThe more the merrier!â
Exchanging glances, the two teammates shrugged, grinned, and headed towards the master bedroom. There, amidst a tangle of sheets and sweat, were Fern and Laurel, waiting for them. Laurel openly eyed her brotherâs body. âYouâre so voluptuous,â she said appreciatively. âI really hope you know how special it is that I want you, big brother. Letâs make this count! You got your time with Mom, so itâs my turn now!â
As an eager, flustered Willow obediently scurried into bed and began pawing at and making out with his sister, Fern shot a lusty look at Sybil. âDear Jolteon,â she said lusciously, âhow about I show you how sorry I am regarding my earlier treatment?â She licked her lips; practically every part of her, from boobs to belly to udder, shuddered in erotic anticipation.
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Progressive spaces are naturally populated by traumatized people, and unfortunately trauma makes people more difficult. (Iâm not excluded in that. No one is.) Running a progressive space is doubly difficult because a lot of left-facing trauma was inflicted by authority, so youâre setting yourself up to be the windmill that someone tilts their displaced rage at. I donât really know what the solution is, but I do know that this is one of the huge reasons itâs so hard to find community: the people with a bone to pick canât reach the ones who actually hurt them, but theyâll sure find you along the way, and the safer they feel around you the safer theyâll feel coming after you.
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