You can’t spell succeed without succ

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

DONT STOP ME NOW!

I hope this joke outlives the context that made it, leaving future generations baffled.

Dante and Vergil

hang on i gotta look something up

this is a long fuckin poem

hi european here. what the fuck is that

No one ever: I hate Ellen DeGeneres.

Checking in eleven years later folks and it does seem like I was hugely wrong on this one. a BIG my bad to everybody involved

hey man I don't think I wanna share my beebos with you anymore

always thinking about that anti abortion story where the baby came out the pussy laughing and the drs immediately started beating the shit out of it

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty