Maybe you're a little late, maybe you're a hurricane.

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

[freeze frame] You aren't wondering anything [unfreezes frame]

ahg god the askewniverse headmate came back and we were like oh god we gotta tell him this awful thing happened and our life is totally fucked. this motherfucker's response was basically "still got randante? ok cool" oh my godddd this guy is a parody of himself. and he's gonna be the main reason this body lives another year

I headcanon that Randal was legitimately trying to confess at the end of Clerks II but chickened out at the very last moment. Because ‘I assumed you felt about me the way I felt about you’ !!???!?!? He could see that Dante was having a minor panic when he said ‘I love you,’ so he had to backtrack and make the decision not to tell him. Because Dante’s so close having a ok life here in Jersey, with Becky and the QuickStop and most importantly, Randal still being a part of it. If he confesses, he risks scaring Dante away. Even if he didn’t physically leave, you know he would panic and emotionally distance himself. And Randal would rather have Dante in his life and feel the pain of never having him then have Dante leave forever

me when i fucking GET you