Maybe you're a little late, maybe you're a hurricane.

was rereading an old fic and there was a bit where jay gets the urge to kiss silent bob and then doesn't, and now i'm thinking about an alternate scenario where jay actually does, on impulse, and then quickly apologizes. and silent bob just chuckles and was like yeaaah i kinda guessed you're attracted to me since i found out you like men and you spend every waking moment with me. and this fic is meant to take place shortly after dogma so i don't think (read: using wat's headcanon as a model, as i tend to do when talking about jaybob stuff) that bob would have realized his own feelings yet, if he has formed those feelings at all at that point. reader's choice. you can read silent bob in that fic as being head-over-heels and fully aware if you want. but anyway in this version he doesn't know. the moment is awkward obviously because there's the questions hanging in the air, is bob attracted to jay, what happens next, etc. and when jay asks bob what he thinks, trying to prompt either a confession or rejection, bob dodges giving concrete answers and says he doesn't think he swings that way but he's "willing to try" stuff with jay, making their relationship more affectionate and just seeing what happens. so anyway this leads to silent bob realizing he's bi and attracted to jay in the middle of having sex with him

at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me

i hate those posts that are like “hes tall, handsome, funny… i didnt say a name but he popped into your head didnt he ? :)” like no? he didnt. who the fuck is he 

oh!! hes everything hes been made out to be!!