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dragongirl who's an artist: "I hope I can finish this dRAWRing today."

australiangirl who’s an artist: "I hope I can finish this dRAWRing today."

love when an absolute nightmare of a character is introduced and all you can think is "jesus christ buddy what the hell is your problem" and the narrative gives you a hot minute to stew before explaining Exactly what is Their Problem. and you just sorta sit back in your metaphorical rocking chair and think "huh. yeah okay fair. that would do this to a person, yes."

the only thing stronger than the gastric distress i get from eating cherries is my love for eating cherries

what

thank you. im once again reminded why i love tumblr because where else could i get content like this

I can't think of a single food that is not improved by mustard

I swear you have a deficiency in something.

I’m leaving you and taking the dog

Another thing that doesn't come up in premarital counseling.

This is why it is super important to live with someone before getting married

And even 13 years in they can still surprise you.

who wants to see my favorite statue

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

It is wednesday now.

this is how they pick parasites off other animals, that beak is PRECISE

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications