🍉🍉🍉 | kiwi | 20 | she/him/whatever's funniest | ao3, bsky, th: kiwinatorwaffles | etsy: WafflebirdEmporium | SPOTIFY WRAPPED 2024 WITH 16,690 HERMITGANG PLAYS (done without sleep looping) | dick grayson and hero of legend and worm man #1 enthusiast
now that ive been using tumblr more why dont i make a real intro?
hi im kiwi and welcome to my blog!
i also go by fels/waffles and nathan/nate, but kiwi is generally preferred unless you already know someone named kiwi and need a way to distinguish.
i use both she/her and he/him pronouns, but honestly use whatever’s funniest. like call me bro if you want. my gender is The Bit. (but i only use gendered terms/honorifics)
i am a multifandom blog! but you probably know me for my "main fandoms" of hermitcraft + adjacent SMPs/evbo productions and team fortress 2. i also post a lot about being aroace/aspec
and on the side there’s legend of zelda, ace attorney, undertale/deltarune, project hail mary, and d&d/baldur's gate 3. also i never shut up about the loathing games so if youve played any of them.... put your fingers in my enclosure i wont bite i prommy
supporters of censorship are not welcome on my page. my art is not for fascists.
feel free to use my art for icons, banners, edits, dubs etc as long as you credit me.
i’m also a mod for @thelinkconvention (although i can’t check notifs very often) and i’m totally not a mod for @evilxdoodles but you should check it out wink wink nudge nudge
check out @wafflebirdemporium for updates on my etsy shop!
a lot of my art ideas and fics are co-written by my best friends and partners in crime @skyspersonalhell and @xylemblu :D
i try my best to write image descriptions for my art (which i put in the alt text) but i’m not always consistent :’] i appreciate any IDs people write for me!
VDHAU masterpost for those who want it!
for mcyt: please do not bring ship mentions to my page if i don't tag/specify it myself 👍 you can check under the cut for my more detailed boundary on ship discussion!
please do not bring discourse to my page. don’t make me tap the sign.
open up the cut for my tags, page content warnings, general boundaries/full shipping boundaries, and other socials!
my tags!
art- #kiwi’s scribbles
random thoughts- #kiwi’s calls
writing & headcanons- #orchard’s library
asks- #birdhouse inquiries
etsy store posts- #wafflebird emporium
homemade memes- #kiwi’s shitpost central
oc content- #kiwi’s ocs (individual stories are tagged with the "original story: __" and "fandom ocs: __" format but you can check out my toyhouse for more actual stuff)
a masterpost of silly misc tags on my page can also be found here!
IMPORTANT NOTICES FOR MY PAGE!
i might end up drawing possible triggering content! here are some things i draw:
blood, gore, and violence
dark and heavy material
general spooky content sometimes
gay people /j /j /j /j
my page also includes lots of swearing and all caps! if you dont like that then it probably isnt the best choice to follow me.
i filter any triggers with # ___ tw and keep in mind i do also use the #cursed tag for filtering those type of posts if you know what i’m saying just a heads up
i also use #ship filter tag in case you don't want to see any ship posts/art i make!
BOUNDARIES—
as for shipping: being romance-adverse and all, i usually don’t particularly enjoy ships myself (at least most “typical” interpretations), regardless of fandom. that being said there are still some i enjoy and will post about, but i tend to really aspec-ify and remove the romance from most ships i like. still especially for mcyt media, please do not take ship mentions to my page if i don’t mention/tag it myself 👍
there are certain ships i am really not comfortable with, so please don't take it personally if i block you for that reason
i have a separate sideblog for more risque ship and gorey content. i won't advertise it here, but if you find it, you can take discussions there.
as mentioned before, do not bring discourse topics onto my page! any asks or comments about discourse will be not be dignified with a response and promptly deleted!
if the discourse pertains to something i posted, then please do inform me! however, if you phrase it like a callout or discourse, i will be treating it as such and deleting it!
if you want to learn more about me, here’s my carrd! it includes other socials as well as a (kind of loose) byi.
i don’t have a dni because i think it is fundamentally a ridiculous concept to ban people from interacting with me, but i do block very liberally. please don't take it personally
IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE ART
i'm kind of on a hiatus on instagram but if you still want to check it out -- @ kiwinatorwaffles for my main and @ kiwisnotgay for my doodles/alt. you can check out my original characters in more depth on my toyhouse or art fight, which are also @ kiwinatorwaffles!
THANKS FOR READING! FEEL FREE TO CHAT OR SEND ME QUESTIONS!
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I've had some people asking about my 630,000 word Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fanfiction, so I figured I'd post about it!
You can read the story here! It's on AO3 with beautiful art and it's rad!
The story is currently two parts, "Wayward Baby" is 530,000 words and complete, "Heaven Baby" is 100,000 words and counting.
Wayward Baby is between Parts 5 & 6 of Jojo and is 100% canon compliant! Minimal knowledge of Jojo is required since it's an original story in the Jojo world, but base knowledge of the world's magic system and the main Jojos would enhance your reading experience.
The story is about Shizuka Joestar, the invisible baby that Joseph and Josuke found in Part 4. Joseph adopted the baby and gave her a name that can be read as "Jo Joestar" in Kanji, which means Shizuka is Jojo material, baby! While Shizuka technically exists in the manga, it's safe to say she's a 100% original character at this point, even her Stand ability has changed. Shizuka's design and this gorgeous painting is by @laveerie
There are a ton of new enemies, original Stands, and wacky adventures! Here's just some of the art I've had commissioned by @gotham-gargoyle for the story!
There's also a totally original villain! This baddie was designed and drawn by @laveerie as well! If you wanna see her get frickin' killed by a kid, read the story! It's good! I beg of you! There are so many queer characters, trans and lesbians galore. It's a good time! Read it and leave a comment! This story is my beating heart in your hands.
Thanks for reading! Check out Wayward Baby! It's Good!(TM)
found someone on xiaohongshu making thirst trap style videos of their dog..... and she's so pretty...... why does this dog wearing glasses look so good
wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon
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When the pairing is so good that it doesn’t matter if you see it as romantic or platonic. What matters is that you see them and know that one is not complete without the other. Frequently bought together. Do not separate. If you separate them one of them will bite you
The prompt is self promo so reply with 5 of your favourite doodles/drawings/art pieces that you’ve made, and then pass it on!
aauuugh thank you so much kyeree <3
Study Buddies - i just really like the atmosphere of this one, a little messy and crowded but not too chaotic. friends hanging out. interiors are really difficult, but i think this one turned out good (just don't look too closely at any of the perspective lol)
Band of boobs - people walking through a forest is just my favorite thing to draw ever. i love drawing plants and critters!! can never go wrong with that. also i really enjoy this earthy but saturated colour palette
Fia & Irina - more people in forests, my comfort zone. i'm proud of the lighting in this one, that's something i usually struggle with but i like how it turned out here
The Unicorn - my favorite oc drawing <3 i'm very happy with how i drew the unicorn itself
Crastle - this one is a little older but i always think of it as the drawing where i figured out my artstyle. and i still like it!
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When the pairing is so good that it doesn’t matter if you see it as romantic or platonic. What matters is that you see them and know that one is not complete without the other. Frequently bought together. Do not separate. If you separate them one of them will bite you
most tragic thing about wanting to see more stuff of your oc is that the c is o and YOU have to make the stuff. devastating. why can’t art of my beautiful baby just appear in my hands. just materialize under my pillow, like from the tooth fairy
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Ren getting the blue axolotl in almost half the time it on average requires, driving Grian to madness in the process
Ren nailing Cub's crossbow game on the second try after having to ask what button to press to fire, driving Skizz to rage in the process
i anticipate a perfect run of Decked Out 3 when it opens for the people's princess, Ren "Renthedog" Dog, causing Tango to experience lovecraftian horrors beyond mortal comprehension
