๐๐๐ | kiwi | 20 | she/him/whatever's funniest | ao3, bsky, th: kiwinatorwaffles | etsy: WafflebirdEmporium | SPOTIFY WRAPPED 2024 WITH 16,690 HERMITGANG PLAYS (done without sleep looping) | dick grayson and hero of legend and worm man #1 enthusiast
now that ive been using tumblr more why dont i make a real intro?
hi im kiwi and welcome to my blog!
i also go by fels/waffles and nathan/nate, but kiwi is generally preferred unless you already know someone named kiwi and need a way to distinguish.
i use both she/her and he/him pronouns, but honestly use whateverโs funniest. like call me bro if you want. my gender is The Bit. (but i only use gendered terms/honorifics)
i am a multifandom blog! but you probably know me for my "main fandoms" of hermitcraft + adjacent SMPs/evbo productions and team fortress 2. i also post a lot about being aroace/aspec
and on the side thereโs legend of zelda, ace attorney, undertale/deltarune, project hail mary, and d&d/baldur's gate 3. also i never shut up about the loathing games so if youve played any of them.... put your fingers in my enclosure i wont bite i prommy
supporters of censorship are not welcome on my page. my art is not for fascists.
feel free to use my art for icons, banners, edits, dubs etc as long as you credit me.
iโm also a mod for @thelinkconvention (although i canโt check notifs very often) and iโm totally not a mod for @evilxdoodles but you should check it out wink wink nudge nudge
check out @wafflebirdemporium for updates on my etsy shop!
a lot of my art ideas and fics are co-written by my best friends and partners in crime @skyspersonalhell and @xylemblu :D
i try my best to write image descriptions for my art (which i put in the alt text) but iโm not always consistent :โ] i appreciate any IDs people write for me!
VDHAU masterpost for those who want it!
for mcyt: please do not bring ship mentions to my page if i don't tag/specify it myself ๐ you can check under the cut for my more detailed boundary on ship discussion!
please do not bring discourse to my page. donโt make me tap the sign.
open up the cut for my tags, page content warnings, general boundaries/full shipping boundaries, and other socials!
my tags!
art- #kiwiโs scribbles
random thoughts- #kiwiโs calls
writing & headcanons- #orchardโs library
asks- #birdhouse inquiries
etsy store posts- #wafflebird emporium
homemade memes- #kiwiโs shitpost central
oc content- #kiwiโs ocs (individual stories are tagged with the "original story: __" and "fandom ocs: __" format but you can check out my toyhouse for more actual stuff)
a masterpost of silly misc tags on my page can also be found here!
IMPORTANT NOTICES FOR MY PAGE!
i might end up drawing possible triggering content! here are some things i draw:
blood, gore, and violence
dark and heavy material
general spooky content sometimes
gay people /j /j /j /j
my page also includes lots of swearing and all caps! if you dont like that then it probably isnt the best choice to follow me.
i filter any triggers with # ___ tw and keep in mind i do also use the #cursed tag for filtering those type of posts if you know what iโm saying just a heads up
i also use #ship filter tag in case you don't want to see any ship posts/art i make!
BOUNDARIESโ
as for shipping: being romance-adverse and all, i usually donโt particularly enjoy ships myself (at least most โtypicalโ interpretations), regardless of fandom. that being said there are still some i enjoy and will post about, but i tend to really aspec-ify and remove the romance from most ships i like. still especially for mcyt media, please do not take ship mentions to my page if i donโt mention/tag it myself ๐
there are certain ships i am really not comfortable with, so please don't take it personally if i block you for that reason
i have a separate sideblog for more risque ship and gorey content. i won't advertise it here, but if you find it, you can take discussions there.
as mentioned before, do not bring discourse topics onto my page! any asks or comments about discourse will be not be dignified with a response and promptly deleted!
if the discourse pertains to something i posted, then please do inform me! however, if you phrase it like a callout or discourse, i will be treating it as such and deleting it!
if you want to learn more about me, hereโs my carrd! it includes other socials as well as a (kind of loose) byi.
i donโt have a dni because i think it is fundamentally a ridiculous concept to ban people from interacting with me, but i do block very liberally. please don't take it personally
IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE ART
i'm kind of on a hiatus on instagram but if you still want to check it out -- @ kiwinatorwaffles for my main and @ kiwisnotgay for my doodles/alt. you can check out my original characters in more depth on my toyhouse or art fight, which are also @ kiwinatorwaffles!
THANKS FOR READING! FEEL FREE TO CHAT OR SEND ME QUESTIONS!
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very important for elf characters to freak the fuck out about the aging difference thing and pre-grieve like crazy and scream themself hoarse with denial when they canโt stop death itself and they still look the same as when they met the frail aged body thatโs going cold beneath their touch and eventually settle into a numbness that theyโll call acceptance but they never really let anyone get as close as they did in the first century of their life unless they know theyโre going to stick around as long as they will
โwhy are elves so snobby and exclusive and cut-off from everyone elseโ befriending you means theyโll end up burying you and your children and your grandchildren and theyโll still be young. exactly how many times do you think you could choose to do that. if you live through enough centuries, eventually you run out of days in the year to visit each grave.
slightly concerning how many of you are saying this is like keeping a pet. donโt get me wrong, i love dogs. but dogs arenโt people. you understand that losing a person is different than losing a pet, right. the aging disparity might be similar but the situation is not. you know that friends are not pets. right.
The first time, she says "To me," and the mirror dutifully shows her her reflection. And she is pleased.
The second time, she says "To the King," and she is pleased to see herself once more.
The third time, she says "To the Royal Advisor," and is once more satisfied to see herself.
The fourth time, she says "To the scribe who takes the King's letters." She is shown the man's wife. And she seethes, but quiets herself, for it is only right that a man loves his wife.
The fifth time, she says "To the Court Wizard," and is shown the man's departed mother as he remembers her from his youth, radiant and smiling and warm and larger than life.
The tenth time, she says "To the Stable Master," and is shown the fastest horse in the stable, majestic and free as the wind even in captivity
"To the baker," she is shown the man's daughter, young and adorable and full of joy and laughter.
"To the artist who did my portrait," she is shown a painting of a woman done by the man's teacher, who he still looks up to now that he is well established himself.
"To the Royal Knight," she is surprised but not displeased to see the castle's entire guard force in the middle of doing drills.
The one hundredth time she asks the mirror, and it asks her "to whom?" she once again says, "To me." And she does the same the one hundred and second, and again and again and again.
It is a different person each time, and they are all beautiful.
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I've had some people asking about my 630,000 word Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fanfiction, so I figured I'd post about it!
You can read the story here! It's on AO3 with beautiful art and it's rad!
The story is currently two parts, "Wayward Baby" is 530,000 words and complete, "Heaven Baby" is 100,000 words and counting.
Wayward Baby is between Parts 5 & 6 of Jojo and is 100% canon compliant! Minimal knowledge of Jojo is required since it's an original story in the Jojo world, but base knowledge of the world's magic system and the main Jojos would enhance your reading experience.
The story is about Shizuka Joestar, the invisible baby that Joseph and Josuke found in Part 4. Joseph adopted the baby and gave her a name that can be read as "Jo Joestar" in Kanji, which means Shizuka is Jojo material, baby! While Shizuka technically exists in the manga, it's safe to say she's a 100% original character at this point, even her Stand ability has changed. Shizuka's design and this gorgeous painting is by @laveerie
There are a ton of new enemies, original Stands, and wacky adventures! Here's just some of the art I've had commissioned by @gotham-gargoyle for the story!
There's also a totally original villain! This baddie was designed and drawn by @laveerie as well! If you wanna see her get frickin' killed by a kid, read the story! It's good! I beg of you! There are so many queer characters, trans and lesbians galore. It's a good time! Read it and leave a comment! This story is my beating heart in your hands.
Thanks for reading! Check out Wayward Baby! It's Good!(TM)
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found someone on xiaohongshu making thirst trap style videos of their dog..... and she's so pretty...... why does this dog wearing glasses look so good
wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon
