🍉🍉🍉 | kiwi | 20 | she/him/whatever's funniest | ao3, bsky, th: kiwinatorwaffles | etsy: WafflebirdEmporium | SPOTIFY WRAPPED 2024 WITH 16,690 HERMITGANG PLAYS (done without sleep looping) | dick grayson and hero of legend and worm man #1 enthusiast
now that ive been using tumblr more why dont i make a real intro?
hi im kiwi and welcome to my blog!
i also go by fels/waffles and nathan/nate, but kiwi is generally preferred unless you already know someone named kiwi and need a way to distinguish.
i use both she/her and he/him pronouns, but honestly use whatever’s funniest. like call me bro if you want. my gender is The Bit. (but i only use gendered terms/honorifics)
i am a multifandom blog! but you probably know me for my "main fandoms" of hermitcraft + adjacent SMPs/evbo productions and team fortress 2. i also post a lot about being aroace/aspec
and on the side there’s legend of zelda, ace attorney, undertale/deltarune, project hail mary, and d&d/baldur's gate 3. also i never shut up about the loathing games so if youve played any of them.... put your fingers in my enclosure i wont bite i prommy
supporters of censorship are not welcome on my page. my art is not for fascists.
feel free to use my art for icons, banners, edits, dubs etc as long as you credit me.
i’m also a mod for @thelinkconvention (although i can’t check notifs very often) and i’m totally not a mod for @evilxdoodles but you should check it out wink wink nudge nudge
check out @wafflebirdemporium for updates on my etsy shop!
a lot of my art ideas and fics are co-written by my best friends and partners in crime @skyspersonalhell and @xylemblu :D
i try my best to write image descriptions for my art (which i put in the alt text) but i’m not always consistent :’] i appreciate any IDs people write for me!
VDHAU masterpost for those who want it!
for mcyt: please do not bring ship mentions to my page if i don't tag/specify it myself 👍 you can check under the cut for my more detailed boundary on ship discussion!
please do not bring discourse to my page. don’t make me tap the sign.
open up the cut for my tags, page content warnings, general boundaries/full shipping boundaries, and other socials!
my tags!
art- #kiwi’s scribbles
random thoughts- #kiwi’s calls
writing & headcanons- #orchard’s library
asks- #birdhouse inquiries
etsy store posts- #wafflebird emporium
homemade memes- #kiwi’s shitpost central
oc content- #kiwi’s ocs (individual stories are tagged with the "original story: __" and "fandom ocs: __" format but you can check out my toyhouse for more actual stuff)
a masterpost of silly misc tags on my page can also be found here!
IMPORTANT NOTICES FOR MY PAGE!
i might end up drawing possible triggering content! here are some things i draw:
blood, gore, and violence
dark and heavy material
general spooky content sometimes
gay people /j /j /j /j
my page also includes lots of swearing and all caps! if you dont like that then it probably isnt the best choice to follow me.
i filter any triggers with # ___ tw and keep in mind i do also use the #cursed tag for filtering those type of posts if you know what i’m saying just a heads up
i also use #ship filter tag in case you don't want to see any ship posts/art i make!
BOUNDARIES—
as for shipping: being romance-adverse and all, i usually don’t particularly enjoy ships myself (at least most “typical” interpretations), regardless of fandom. that being said there are still some i enjoy and will post about, but i tend to really aspec-ify and remove the romance from most ships i like. still especially for mcyt media, please do not take ship mentions to my page if i don’t mention/tag it myself 👍
there are certain ships i am really not comfortable with, so please don't take it personally if i block you for that reason
i have a separate sideblog for more risque ship and gorey content. i won't advertise it here, but if you find it, you can take discussions there.
as mentioned before, do not bring discourse topics onto my page! any asks or comments about discourse will be not be dignified with a response and promptly deleted!
if the discourse pertains to something i posted, then please do inform me! however, if you phrase it like a callout or discourse, i will be treating it as such and deleting it!
if you want to learn more about me, here’s my carrd! it includes other socials as well as a (kind of loose) byi.
i don’t have a dni because i think it is fundamentally a ridiculous concept to ban people from interacting with me, but i do block very liberally. please don't take it personally
IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE ART
i'm kind of on a hiatus on instagram but if you still want to check it out -- @ kiwinatorwaffles for my main and @ kiwisnotgay for my doodles/alt. you can check out my original characters in more depth on my toyhouse or art fight, which are also @ kiwinatorwaffles!
THANKS FOR READING! FEEL FREE TO CHAT OR SEND ME QUESTIONS!
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A lot of people have been speculating about the meaning of ‘Side B’ here, especially pointing out that usually having a ‘Side A’ and a ‘Side B’ implies that you need both sides to get the full experience/the whole story. And that makes me think about a Chapter 2-Era theory-slash-speculation I had, that the way the Weird Route will end up circling back to the ideas of ‘your choices don’t matter’ and ‘there is only one ending’ is that the consequences of the Weird Route will end up affecting all Players eventually.
That with the Game’s already introducing the concept of Alternative Timelines, with the whole of Deltarune itself being an AU of Undertale and the existence of Multiple SAVE Files….
And also an extension of something Undertale’s Murder Route touched on briefly but didn’t quite have the time to fully explore, is that unlike the in-universe characters who can only see what happens when they make the Bad Choices by actually getting their hands dirty and doing it… the actual Players can just watch and read the Playthroughs of others while still being ‘clean’ as far as the game is concerned… But that still makes them ‘morally culpable’ in some way…
That eventually… something or someone of the Weird Route will end up being able to hop between/affect other Timelines, including the Normal Route’s Timeline. Your Choices Don’t Matter because even if you chose to not do the Weird Route, as long as someone somewhere in this Fandom/Multiverse did choose to go down this path, every Player is going to suffer the Consequences from that.
So… Yeah, now I’m thinking about this old theory again, about the possibility that Weird Route Noelle and Kris have made their way out of Hometown and…. got somewhere they can now be central antagonists in ‘Side A’ of Chapter 7, with ‘Side B’ being their POV of the situation (or maybe they’ll be something more like a Shadow Crystal Style Secret Boss? Weird Route Noelle’s whole vibe this Chapter was very Shadow Crystal Boss)…
I am expecting some sort of clarification/basic exposition on just ‘Side A’ of what the hell is going on, of course, for Players less involved with the Fandom and what other fans are doing, and for anyone playing this blind in one sitting once the whole game is completed, some basic explanation on ‘Side A’ that alternative universes exist and that this is a Noelle from some other timeline where something went horribly wrong. But the full story will require one to also play ‘Side B’…. Or at least watch someone else do it.
But of course, just because you might end up suffering the Consequences of the Weird Route even if you haven’t played it yourself, does it mean your decision to play or not play through the Weird Route was meaningless? Or is it still an Important Distinction to your personal narrative whatever you’re an innocent bystander caught up in someone else’s mess or if you’re very much lying in the bed you’ve made yourself? Does it matter if you’ve somewhat ‘enabled’ others to play the Weird Route even if you haven’t literally played it yourself?
Do your choices matter? Is it still the same ending, considering the context?
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all i'm saying is that if the only lens you can enjoy a story or a character dynamic through is romance and shipping, then well. your media analysis skills are just kinda shit actually. and i'm not sorry for saying it. you're missing the point of the story in question and removing the things that makes it unique by shoving everything into boxes. not everything goes in the square hole.
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