neurodivergent hell

I am hard to eat with a knife and fork, I am usually served with a side of fries, I am a hamburger. What am I?

are you a hamburger

Yeah man

ok spider megacity is actually driving me a bit crazy. 2 dominant species live in thr spider city and one wpuld usually predate the otherbut bc its so dark in there they cant tell... so they livein peace and eat midges. thousands of spiders living in peace on one bigbigbig web eating midges in the dark together forever. one bigbig web spans across boarder of two countries spiders live on there peaceful in the colddark. eating midges

Peace and love on planet spiders

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

rb if u hates terfs

Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

Let’s do a Wild Hunt larp where we kidnap Jeff Bezos and release him in the forest and then give all the larpers (who are amazon employees) weird masks and motorbikes painted to look like fucked up horses and wolves.

Somewhat disturbed at how fast this post started picking up notes.

don’t set out food if you don’t want us to eat

i love that i can’t write the word fuck on facebook without risking getting zucced and here I’m greeted everyday by posts like this

my only problem with this is that this sounds less like a larp and more like the actual Wild Hunt

Quality larps are as realistic as is practical.

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

Not to be mean but they’re right. None of these would ever fit together

They’re DISGUSTING, op. I’m sorry, it’s better you hear it here than have your grandma say she likes your clothes.

wait omg it would be so cool if there was a different character for each color and they were all in one friend group together, i would LOVE to read a story about that

omg someone should make a Kickstarter for this!!!!!

it's interesting that there are twelve of them! you could like, based them all off of the zodiac. you know, tiger, rat, rabbit, dragon, etc

This post took so .any left turns we got back on track and turned left again anyways Homestuck on the dash again good morning everybody

Terrible post everyone, hit the showers

There's everything in that post. Colours I can't see because I'm colour-blind. Homestuck jokes. Casual transphobia. A children's hospital. That's history

This post is like trying to do an olympic sprint through a fucking minefield

what about not gendering fucking colours

IT'S SATIRE

my reading addon is waiting approval for firefox and chrome im so nervous. please approve my addon i think it could help at least one other person as much as it's helped me...

day 2 of no addon approval. come on all it does is style <p> elements... the humble styler...

I’m a college student struggling with brain fog due to medical issues, I’m definitely going to try this out next time I’m working on one of my reading heavy courses :) a lot of my books are accessible via some website cloud thing on a browser because owning things isn’t real anymore. this looks like something that will really really help me.

@johnwardssecretninja

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I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

when u see a mutual u haven't seen in ages in ur notifs like omg I've pleased you again never leave me