neurodivergent hell

this could be us

but you’re (not) playing (trombone)

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

All states can have a little sip of ocean water. As a treat.

Make one where the fewest possible states can access the ocean.

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I think they're talking about September 11th, 2001 when Taylor Swift hijacked that commercial airplane full of civilians and flew it directly into the World Trade Center

i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

Thanks to ultrasounds, the genders can be assigned before birth.  The people are so excited to conform they throw “Gender reveal parties” to make sure their offspring exist in a strict binary since before they can even form thoughts. 

Children are color-coded according to their binary assignment. 

One of the genders is seen as inherently inferior.

This all sounds really effing creepy when you put it that way

#BECAUSE IT IS

And if you deviate from the assigned gender you can be disowned by your family, fired from your job, and beaten by authorities.

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

That's not him

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i love how OP is wailing over being set on fire but manages to remember to close the door behind him when he leaves the house.