neurodivergent hell

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

That picture of Lady Gaga as a child where she looks like a child pretending to be Lady Gaga means so much to me

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

desde cuándo mi gato tiene tumblr

desde cuando tu gato es brasileño

eso ya lo sabía le sentía esa vibra

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

"life is so hard for men because *starts describing the events of a mafia city ad*"

many lv1 crooks finding a way to get genuinely mad about this post

“Mathematicians and other children often play the following game: We take turns naming numbers, and see who can name the largest one. This is a game in the psychological rather than in the formal sense, since I might always just add one to your number, but my goal is to try to completely demolish your ego by transcending your number via some completely new principle.” - Kenneth Kunen, “Handbook of Mathematical Logic” (p. 396).

Hey, pervert question: sex Today

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank