transexual menace

Thank you for coming to my this

What is that

My this #mythis

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut

why do i have to speak why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have big giant eyes

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

oh yeah rice cooker get that hot steam aaaaaalll over those wooden cabinets oh yeah my little steam slut

do u think ragatha fucks like a plushie or like a beanbag

two things which famously do not fuck

what you don't know could fill a library