Legitney Houston

my heart is black as shit and i lie about my nefarious intentions

You guys are literally nice

you have to hit the hound, you have to. even if it didn't do anything wrong

*Entering kindergarten classroom* Tell me five hobbies everyone has that AREN’T consuming media. Exactly, no idea how to engage with the real world *sees blues clues playing* you know that’s all pre-recorded slop right? Steve can’t hear you. and dogs aren’t even blue. This is the death of media literacy…

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

Those tiny little like 3lbs dogs without any teeth will live for a million years it's kind of incredible. How is this peak canine performance. God's perfect animal

Somebody's toothless chihuahua will be a millennial and probably also outlive me

There will be a toothless chihuahua at the end of the world wrapped in a heated blanket after everything's gone. It'll have undead thralls tending to its needs