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slimetony

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

sailor--spoon

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

conqueringthenoodle

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

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brighthounds

The wiggling worm

escentia

This image appeared unto me like a vision from the Virgin Mary and I had to make it real

aroace-ryland-grace

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

seracadash

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

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iwannabeaswampwitch

Lots of drama in our household

contemptible-scoundrel

norbert, the aggrieved

ever-jovial barnaby

the great archibald

shrewd percival

timid constantine

curioscurio

think again motherfucker

aflo

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

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phantomrose96

Boss tries to fire me for poor performance but I punch the ground and spit out blood and say "No... this isn't how this ends" while my leitmotif plays

phantomrose96

Boss fires me for my poorly-composed leitmotif

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

fully sober in the club googling iliad full text

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why the long f

innerchildabortionclinic

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

kropotkindersurprise

my friend competed in a Survivor knock-off reality tv contest on a tropical island, and he did exactly this. While everyone was scheming and forming cliques and voting strategically to get rid of the others, he just floated in the sea for weeks.

Weeks into the show they had to like, reintroduce him in the editing because he had just been absent from the show till then; "remember this guy? he's also still here". They started with 60 people or something, and he made it to the final 6, where he lost a balancing game.

It was very funny to watch the crappy show just to see my friend, because most episodes he just didnt feature at all. He didn't stress about winning the big prize or anything, he just treated it as a vacation where he got to chill out for two months and get paid for it. A real icon.

paverics

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

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jmtorres

curious george was written by a french jewish couple who escaped the nazis on bicycles so they can call him whatever the fuck they like

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