I've been here this long, might as well stay.

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

i lied, put ur clothes back on. i’m going to educate u on the origins & differing cultural lores that shaped what we know today as the vampire.

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

your cat was an honor to see in the window

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

“people shouldn’t have to accept the bare minimum-” I agree with that too but we’re at a point where we have to cling to the bare minimum or that will be taken away too

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

my toxic trait is i expect people to have common sense and i get mad when they don’t.